*Oberon is wheeled in in a wheelchair covered in bandages by a pretty nurse.*
Dowly: "Hell-o, Nurse!!"
Oberon: "Oi...you randy git...get me a drink!"
Biggles: "What the hell happened to you?"
Oberon: "Jumped by a load of Jerries over the front line, managed to knock one down but his mates put a lot of holes in me, and then I went faster than the old Pup could go."
Biggles: "You twit..."
Oberon: "Yes...then, a final bullet through the engine and I became a glider...and down I went, thankfully behind our lines."
*Dowly puts Oberons drink on the bar and then goes back to ogling the nurse.*
Oberon: "Oi! Man encased in plaster here! Little help?"
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