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Old 11-24-11, 01:27 PM   #54
soopaman2
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Bernard loads torpedoes backwards.
Bernard confuses meters with yards.
Bernard practices his drums when running silent.
Bernard thinks he can drink the water faster then the leak is letting it in.
Bernard thinks crush depth is another name for happy hour.

Bernard is my captain. Oh captain, my captain...

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