TEACHER: "Tell me, Johnny, which is the best time to pick pears? Spring, summer, autumn or winter?"
JOHNNY: "The best time to pick pears is when the farmer is not at home and there's no dog on the farm."
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At school one day the teacher heard cat noises coming from the class, and she discovered little Jimmy with a cat up his jumper.
She said, "Why have you got your cat at school?"
Little Jimmy started crying. "I woke up this morning to hear the postman tell Mummy 'I'm gonna eat your p*ssy today!"
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Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now 
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