I thought this worth posting since it's pretty funny. It's from the WoT Forums:
Top Ten Things My Commander Should Be Saying Instead of "Another shot like that should finish him off" Tank Commanders Who Can't Subtract:
"Another shot like that should finish them off"
Some suggestions about what he should be saying instead:
10) Our next shot is probably just going to bounce you know.
9) Another couple of shots like that and he might notice we are firing at him (and kill us in exactly two shots).
8) 15 more shots like that and we'll have him... minus any bounces, misses, ricochets, critical hits and pass-throughs of course.
7) I need another drink
6) I've an idea, lets get out and throw rocks at him instead.
5) Wake me when he's dead.
4) 14 more shots like that and he'll be at 3%.. and you just know someone else is just going to get credit for the kill.
3) I know mounting a potato-gun on a tank sounded funny at first, but now Im starting to regret it a little.
2) He's in the Danger Zoone!
1) We hit him! We hit him! We hit him!! I know it wasn't for much damage, but we HIT HIM!!!!
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