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Max and Jerry were playing one afternoon.
The two golfers had been concerned for some time at the snail-like progress of two women,
originally some holes ahead and now just in front of them on the ninth fairway.
I'll go and ask if we can go through," said Max to Jerry.

Max returned after only a few paces towards the ladies.
"Jerry, this is very embarrassing, but would you mind going.
That's my wife up ahead and she's playing with my mistress."
Jerry returned having got no further forward than Max.
"I say," he said, "what a coincidence."