[Sailor Steve]

Jokes from my childhood:

Little Johnny lived on a farm and the outhouse stood on a little hill overlooking the river. One day Johnny thought it would be funny to push the outhouse into the river. When his dad caught up with him he gave him one chance to 'fess up. "Johnny, do you know anything about how the outhouse found it's way into the river?"

Thinking he was playing it smart, Johnny replied "I cannot tell a lie, father. I pushed the outhouse into the river." Johnny's dad immediately dragged the boy into the woodshed, pulled Johnny's pants down and proceeded to whip him untill he cried.

"I don't understand, dad. When George Washington said he chopped down the cherry tree he was rewarded for being honest."

"Yeah? Well, George Washington's father wasn't in the cherry tree!"