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Old 01-11-17, 09:46 AM   #4
Onkel Neal
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...and we already have a solid candidate!

Category: Funniest post of the year
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Post & link: US Politics thread http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/show...45#post2457245

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"The bible, completely overrated, I prefer sons of God that don't get crucified, that Jesus guy, low power...sad. Now that Lucifer, dangerous guy, wants to rule the Kingdom of Heaven, ain't gonna happen. I think we could sit down over a hamburger, you know...but Satan, he has great control over Hell, whether you like him or don't like him, he's doing a great job in building the image of Hell, he has big plans and I can't believe God is letting him get away with it. I have people, that have been studying the Old Testament and they cannot believe what they're finding. I would like to have God show his ten commandments, and can I be honest with you, I hope he can because if he can't, if he never spoke to Moses on the mountain, which is a real possibility, then he has pulled one of the biggest cons in the history of religion."
Reason: Really funny twist on Trump's own words. Really captured the style, too.
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