[vienna]

^ Reminded me of a routine a comedian used to do years back where he was Cousteau being interviewed:


Interviewer: So, Mr. Cousteau, you are not making the dive to find the giant sea creature rumored to be in these waters?

Cousteau: No, one of my sons will make the dive in my place.

(Sound of a commotion off camera, accompanied by shouts and screams)

Interviewer: Oh, my, it seems the sea creature has gotten hold of your son and is dragging him under!!...

Cousteau (shrugging): That is why I have so many sons,,,








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