Alright: Don't make me come down there........
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Originally Posted by Chock
The vitriol this thread is kicking up is indicative of just how much trouble religion causes, and is in fact one of the reasons why I'll criticise it at any opportunity.
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Exactly. We should all join MY religion: The Church of Frederickism.
Just give 40% of everything ya got.
Off camera: Who is this Frederick?
That's me: Freddy ... Freddy Schultz.
Off camera: You?
Sure, our who family is in the relgion. My mother is the virgin Alice.
Off camera: So what do you believe in, like reincarnation or stuff like that?
If you are a member, and you follow the commandments, you never die. If you never die, you don't have to ever be reincarnated.
Off camera: Are you saying that no one in your relgion has ever died?
I never said that. Wilhelm died.
Off camera: Oh? How did he die?
He broke a commandment.
Off camera: Which one?
The sixth one: Thou shalt not walk in front of a train.
Off camera: How many commandments do you have?
We got 136 of them. Can't hardly move without getting busted. Those rosary beads go through their fingers so fast smoke comes out.
Off camera: I'm impressed by the symbol on your robe. To everyone else, it looks very much like a number "8", but to me, the never endling line represents the never-ending cycle of love.
Oh?
Off camera: Yes, it's beautiful. What does it actually represent?
Uh, well, uh, it um, represents the, uh, never-ending cycle of love.
Off camera: Do you have sacrements?
We got some peperments. :p
Off camera: Do you take vows?
Huh?
Off camera: You know: Vows, vows.
You mean like woopie?
Off camera: Do you have fun raising activities, like Bingo?
More progressive.
Off camera: How so?
Jacks are better to open.
Ok, so everyone join my religion so we can get the whole world back to peace, and remember: just give 40% of everything to me. It's for a worthy cause.
