My first ex is also a a bit of an expert on flora and fauna and I, as you, am not; many of our conversations while walking in nature or through gardens would be as follows:
Her: Oh look! Do you know what kind of flower that is?...
Me: Um... er... ...red...?...
Her: (exasperated): Its a red peony! How could you not know that?...
Me: It wasn't covered in our "Guy's Handbook"...
...later, I would get her with "What?! You don't know the intonation srews on a standard Stratocaster is 4-40 x 5/8"...?..."...
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