When my wife was expecting, I asked the doctor about sexual relations with my wife.
The doctor said it depends on which trimester.
In the first trimester you can have normal sex in what ever position you two desire
In the second trimester you have to do it, "doggie style" so you don't put pressure on her belly.
In the third trimester you have to do it Coyote style.
I asked the doctor what Coyote style was.
He told me it was where I lay by the hole and howl.
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