Trump probably would...
...but only to point out how much, much "better" he is...
Here's a picture of Trump, Merkle and Maron; note the somber faces:
Now here's a picture of the same as Putin arrives:
Note who of the three is happy to see "Dady's Home!"...
So, what is it? Is Trump anticipating a special Xmas bonus from the Boss...
...or is he going to hit up Putin for political asylum?...
Poor little Donnie, all on his own...
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