^ As usual, the comments are the best
"This morning Sky News reported that Mrs May was going to Australia. Whilst I was busy thinking that Savid Javid had reintroduced transportation, it transpired she had only gone as far as Salzburg. What a disappointment!
For the next month or so we are going to see UK ministers up to their old game of trying divide and rule on the natives of Europe. I can't see it working somehow."