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Old 10-02-17, 10:55 PM   #11
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Entire Division Wins
...and the other division didn't.

Week Four in the Subsim Fantasy Football League, and as it happens each year, we get one entire division that wins all their games, and the other division looses. This year, the entire division scenario happened a little earlier than expected. But before we tell you anything about the losers, make yourself with this important message.
we do any of that, let's go to the most important message of the day.

NOMINATE SUBSIM FANTASY FOOTBALL FOR BEST OF SUBSIM.

On with the carnage.

London. The Helmand Nighthawks are starting to walk away with the league again. Once again, the upstart foreign nationals are showing the local teams just how good you can be at football as a non America. Unfortunately, the Nighthawks were playing the Australian Taipans, who also showed just bad you be at football as a non American. Taipans started the weekend strongly with Aaron Rodgers (QB) leading the way, but the damage was done at the Tight End position. Travis Kelce (Nighthawks) outscored Martellius Bennett 30 - 9. But the Nighthawks can't rest on their laurels. Despite starting Matt Ryan (QB) the Nighthawks left Cam Newton (QB) on the bench where he warmed the bench for 42 points. The bench warmer was not needed as the Nighthawks show the convicts settlement just how the game is played. Nighthawks beat up the Taipans 145-119

Oregon. The Who Dat Nation set a season high score last week and this week and this week the welcomed the Guns of Hochuli to town...and sent them packing. The Nation showed the one team that is arguable the most consistent, just how consistent they can be. Coach Fuel For Blood after the game said "We knew they'd come in firing, heavy blows and lots of noise. We played they tight, returned fire and eventually overran them in the trenches." Ummm, yeah. Who Dat Nation run out convincing winners
153 - 118.

In the Carolina's, the Black Cats were hosting the Drunk Monkeys. The Monkeys have been the hard luck story of the league for a couple of years as they come close game after game to winning. This weekend was no exception with the Black Cats doing just enough to make sure the Monkeys were relegated to yet another loss. The Black Cats did it through the air with Kelvin Benjamin (WR) and on the ground. The Monkeys, well, they just slid on another banana peel and failed to make it home base (Wrong sport?) Black Cats make it a clean sweep of divisional winners by downing the Drunk Monkeys 149 - 127.

A third of the way to the Torpedo Bowl and we have some interesting developments. In the Surface Skimmers Division, the division remains as it was last week. The Taipans sit at 50%, the Gunners sit below 50% and the Drunk Monkeys are yet to score a win. The division is up for grabs.

In the Sub Simmers Division, the picture is a little more cloudy. The Helmand Nighthawks lead both the division and the league at 4-0 and a one game lead over their divisional opponents. The Who Dat Nation sits one game back with the second best record in the league and the division. The Black Cats are another game back making the division the stronger of the two, with a slight edge to the Nighthawks.

Each week, the Associated Subsim Writers (ASW) will nominated their Most Valuable Torpedo (MVT) of the week, the single player who proved decisive in their teams performance.

In week four, as we alluded to, this was a rushing week to win games. For the effort of 144 rushing yards, 2 touchdowns, 4 receptions for 42 yards, for a total of 40.60 point, the Associated Subsim Writers are pleased to present Levon Bell of the Black Cats, the Week Four MVT.


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