If I were a carpenter, uhm...a ships carpenter. And you were a ....... hmmm
never mind.
I like being a "Bilge Rat" you get to sail with the fleet and roam the ship without ever having to get yelled at by the Captain or the Chief!
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On June 22, 1942, observers and shore gunners on Bailey Island reported a submarine on the surface heading east. The Navy sent the destroyer McCalla from Portland. The U-boat submerged, but was hit with a depth charge seven miles east of Halfway Rock. Oil came to the surface, and the next day, bodies of German sailors washed ashore on Small Point.