Is it possible to know what people search for? Like Google knows? Do you have a little LCD monitor listing searches as they happen next to your main screen?
Perhaps you lie, maybe you couldn't stand it anymore when 9 out of 10 searches were "Starforce", seconded by "SF" and "Anti-SF" tied, with "NO-StrenForcer" in third.
Well, I have the answer for you. No need to swap for a fancy software that will allow you to hand false empty search results. Just grab the user who's searching, steal his e-mail address and send it to the "HAMAS PRIDE" forum, telling those guys the e-mail address is from a fanatical Israeli Jewish soldier who killed 3 Palestinian little girls a few days ago but the story never leaked to the media because the Israeli Army also killed the Palestinians journalists who were trying to cover it. It's not as if they weren't used to believing into lies anyway.
Then, when his inbox starts receiving hundreds of e-mails containing the word "Terrorist" in the body or in the sender's e-mail, you call the Interpol and tell them a user on your forum is a terrorist and is planning to blow the World's Largest Chicken or whatever, make sure you don't use a target that needs to be evacuated or will generate massive panic and chaos. Then, the Interpol will check his e-mails and notice they all came from the HAMAS or from other hate groups on the internet, and won't even bother checking the body of the messages, they will trace the location of the receiver and inform the local police, which will arrest the bastard and in less than 24h put him on a plane to Guantanamo.
If that doesn't happen, you can still count on the terrorists to flood his e-mail address, if he uses his name on it, they might search on phone books and what not and find other ways to make living hell out of his life.
You get rid of SF search load, you get rid of the guy, possibly waste Interpol money OR at least, and there's at least something good in this plan, you would certainly grab the attention of online Terrorists, diverting them from potential important targets, into somebody nobody will ever miss. Hmm, to be sure of that, you should add a tickbox on the registration screen, right below the I Agree thing: "Do you have a family or are you liked/loved by at least one or more persons?", pick only those who answer No.
See, the simple solutions are always the best.
