How To Annoy Your Wife (2)
Buy her something you really want yourself for Christmas... except she already thought of it and did it to ME!
Among some things I did actually want came a plaque with a Santa face on it. Instead of asking: "What in God's name did you give me this for?" I smiled sweetly and thanked her. I've a good mind to put it on the front of the car and say that since it's mine I can do whatever the hell I want with it...
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