After Arsenal's £16 million bargain signing completed his full medical last night, the physio had some shocking news:
'Mr Wenger, er, I don't quite know how to say this ... I've thoroughly examined him, and I'm afraid this isn't Daniel Sturridge.'
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Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now 
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