Manchester United's dressing room minutes before kick off in the derby;
"Right I want 110% effort from the word go against this blue crap. Remember the buggers did us on the anniversary of Munich. If you don't win, those cockney retards at Chelsea will have 6 points on us. Now I don't care if you kick, punch or head-butt your way to victory, you must win this. Good luck."
Then Moyes walks in and says, "Thanks ref, I'll take it from here."
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