Nominee for Funniest Post Of The Year: Hottentot's 'Biwwy And The New Game'. It's a fictional account of what's really going on in the gaming industry right now.
Contents? Too big to quote the whole thing. Here's a small sample:
Quote:
Computer: ”What would you like to do?”
Biwwy: ”I'd like to install and play the damn game I paid for!”
Computer: ”Please create Neverheardofyou-client account.”
Biwwy: ”WHAT?!”
Computer: ”Please enter your username, password, phone number, home address, email address, gender, age and specify if you are a virgin or not.”
Biwwy: ”But I don't want any accounts!”
Computer: ”To install the game you bought you need to have account on Neverheardofyou. Are you sure you want to cancel?”
Biwwy: ”OK, fine” [grudgingly writes down fake account details]
Computer: ”Please prove that you are a human by writing down the following code: Dhggh3SHGF8953ufasudG+ASD.”
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My reason? It's one of the funniest things I've read so far this year.