I'm a woman, and I'm tired of you all claiming that men are smarter than women.
My husband has finally proven you all wrong.
He texted me just before - "Jane my little brunette bunny I cannot wait to have a night of loving tonight! Hope you're ready for the best sex you've ever had
. xxx"
What an idiot. First of all, my name is Sarah, secondly I'm blonde, and thirdly he's away at a conference tonight!