Back to blonds. They are more fun.
I was sitting at home one Saturday and answered a knock on the door.
There stood a pretty blond and said she " I need to earn some money for collage, do you have any work for me?"
I told her that I would give her $200.00 to paint the porch.
She agreed and I went and got her a bucket of paint and a brush.
About an hour later she came to the door and said that she was done painting. I gave her the $200.00 and she thanked me and said as she was leaving "Oh buy the way your porch is really a BMW."
Magic