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Old 12-23-09, 11:18 PM   #38
Gut Wrench
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TORPEDO BOWL LINEUPS.
...subject to some last minute Christmas drafting.



Well, the teams have finally arrived at the last game of the year, the one that matters the most, the chance to hoist the converted Torpedo Bowl trophy high aloft, and race off home sticking their tongue out saying "Nhah nhah nhah na nah nah."

But who are the teams? Who are these gladiators that have fought through the fifteen weeks to finally arrive at this concluding game, where some guys will go home with smiles, and the others will be wondering what happened.

Let's meet the teams...right after this commercial break.

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Welcome back, we're just about to meet the two teams that will be taking the field starting Christmas night, in the Championship game.

With a regular season record of 8-6, and winning the Sub Simmers Division, Coach Aramike has been met with a barrage of criticism. The underdogs in this match-up, Aramike was asked at the Press Conference "what business he had in the finals with an 8-6 win".

"Yeah it was ugly," he said. "But we made it to the big game, and 14 other teams didn't. How ugly do they look?"

Touche.

And now....the Every Given Sunday team.

Quarterback: Aaron Rodgers (Green Bay)
Wide Receivers: Vincent Jackson (San Diego)
Deion Branch (Seattle)
Jordy Nelson (Green Bay)
Running Backs: Marion Barber (Dallas)
Michael Turner (Atlanta)
Tight End: Jeremy Shockey (New Orleans)
Kicker: Ryan Longwell (Minnesota)
Defense: New Orleans

and on the bench, Ahmad Bradshaw ( New York Giants), Antwann Randle El (Washington) Jason Snelling (Washington) Josh Johnson (Tampa Bay) Tony Scheffer (Denver) and the Philadelphia defense.

Ladies and Gentlemen....Every Given Sunday.


On the other side of the pigskin, and no stranger to the Grand Final, the defending Torpedo Bowl Champions, the Dragons. Lead by Coach Rick, the Dragons finished the regular season as the #3 seed, taking the Ol Schoolers division with a 9-5 record. They looked strong the whole year, leading their division despite some unexpected losses.

"We came to play," Coach Rick grinned at the Press Conference. "And if we got some W's, that was even better."

And now....the Dragons make their way on to the field.

Quarterback: Phillip Rivers (San Diego)
Wide Receivers: Larry Fitzgerlad (Arizona)
Miles Auston (Dallas)
Mike Sims-Walker (Jacksonville)
Running Backs: Lawrence Maroney (New England)
Quinten Ganther (Washington)
Tight End: Dallas Clark (Indianapollis)
Kicker: Lawrence Tynes (New York Giants)
Defense: Baltimore

and on the bench, Juston Forsett (Seattle), Joshua Cribbs (Cleveland) Kevin Walter (Houston ) Ryan Moats (Houston) Maurice Morris (Detroit) and Kris Brown (Houston)

Ladies and Gentlemen....The Dragons.

Interesting enough, neither team has one player in the scheduled Monday night game, meaning that this Bowl will be decided by, late Sunday night. The Dragons are heavily favored to win, however, Every Given Sunday didn't make it this far on their good, umm, ugly looks.

There are three other games playing out this the final weekend in Subsim Fantasy Football. Full report after the Monday night game.

For the Subsim Football Network, this is Gut Wrench reporting from the Torpedo Bowl.
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