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Raptor1 11-12-09 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SgtPotato (Post 1202660)
The people's aircraft? You made it sound like you're north korean or chinese

What? Who is North Korea? And China is just a sad broken nation in a civil war...

Oberon 11-12-09 07:34 PM

I've often thought Manchukuo would be a nice place to visit, comrades... :hmmm:

Raptor1 11-12-09 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oberon (Post 1202720)
I've often thought Manchukuo would be a nice place to visit, comrades... :hmmm:

Excellent idea! Right after our trip to Berlin...

Oberon 11-13-09 07:05 PM

http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/5729/repeatplease.jpg

Kptlt. Neuerburg 11-13-09 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oberon (Post 1203143)

Silence in Polish!!!:haha:

HunterICX 11-14-09 05:51 AM

That evening in the Gulagwaffle's Barrack.

*Schroeder throws knifes onto a picture on the wall of a Panzer III*
Schroeder: I'll get you, next time!
HunterICX: You had your chance the second sortie....but I think you've learned that flying too low over wagons that carry ammo for those fascists is not a good thing to do.
Schroeder:but but I'm fliyng a IL2!
HunterICX: which still has some design flaws...its the 1st in it's series...Ratpor1 is working on it.
Schroeder: Ah....Potato.
*Potato does a funny walk and hold himself against the wall*
Schroeder: Too much of the Vodka ingredient?
Potato: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.....*hic*
HunterICX: Explains the attempt to fly with one wing at that take off.
Potato: If I diwnd't ghit those Fuuuel Depot's I woud've succeeded...hehe
Schroeder: that would have proven that the equipment of the people's party is superior.
HunterICX: Ah well better luck next time.
*door opens and Oberon comes in followed by the General Commisar of the NKVD Raptor1*
Oberon: I knew it! I knew it! that barrel wasn't part of the flight controls in my Hurricane
Raptor1: Correct
Oberon: It was you! hiding behind the panel
Raptor1: correct, I had orders to shoot the leading Polski officer if he tried anything funny.
Oberon: Repeat please
Raptor1: Silence! I should've have shot you when you buzzed Comrade Hunter..how dare you to buzz a people's aircraft and land on the wrong airbase!
Oberon: How I dare? I'm the The People's Repeative Polski Airman!
HunterICX: Figures.....
Oberon: Repeat, Please!
HunterICX: ugh....
*Potato loses balance and crashed into the desk*
Raptor1: *aims mosin-nagant*
HunterICX: No Comrade!, Sgt.Potato has been testing if the people's potatos where good enough for the vodka they brewed last night
Raptor1: Ah...ok.
*Raptor1 passes the photo of the Panzer III when a knife passed close to his face and hits the Panzer III*
Raptor1: YOU!
Schroeder: watch out where you going!
Raptor1: Grrmmmmm
Oberon: Repeat, please!
*all look at Oberon* :stare:
Oberon: Uh...oh.....
*Oberon storms out of the GulagWaffle's Barrack*

HunterICX

Schroeder 11-14-09 12:41 PM

I hate Panzers!!!:damn:

Oberon 11-14-09 01:47 PM

http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/9853/rptplz1.jpg

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/7...2009171224.jpg

Meanwhile, behind German lines, a new Panzer III variant is unvieled. :haha:

http://imagecache5.art.com/p/LRG/36/...lgian-army.jpg

Schroeder 11-14-09 02:51 PM

Oh sh*t. The Bundeswehr is still equipped with Panzer IIIs.:dead:

Task Force 11-15-09 01:20 PM

IM BACK!!!

This powerless experience started when I was on teamspeak thursday and was gonna tell them I was probably gonna not have power soon, and just as I was pressing the send button... It happend...

And I just got it back awhile ago!

Stupid nor'easter...:shifty:

Oberon 11-15-09 04:30 PM

http://roberthood.net/blog/wp-conten...09/cthulhu.jpg

Comrade Raptovs secret weather control device, Comrade Cthulhu! :salute:

Raptor1 11-15-09 05:07 PM

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4OYGjUrdll...0/calamity.jpg

SgtPotato 11-15-09 06:17 PM

Are we influenced by Japanese tentacle porn?! :o

Oberon 11-15-09 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SgtPotato (Post 1203901)
Are we influenced by Japanese tentacle porn?! :o

In Soviet Russia Tentacle...wait...no...no...I'm not going there... :hmmm:

Have a Putin instead:

http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress...-roses-red.jpg

SgtPotato 11-16-09 04:24 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoQb8...eature=related

Comrades, witness the footage. It show the evidence that we invented Hip Hop, not the black people!


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