The NEW Moulin Rouge
 

It had to happen and you know it. We've got a new building that has been billed as being G/K proof.

Has anyone seen Phil around? Last we heard, he was destitute and had crawled into a case of MadChuck 20/20.

Chad, you should be legal now.

The trucks started arriving at the loading docks, laden with the finest spirits available. Fine sherry wines from Jerez, Kentucky Bourbon, Single Malts from the Highlands, you name it, it was there.

The breweries came and installed the equipment for the beer and even started giving free samples to get the patrons hooked on their particular brews.

Furnishings and restaurant equipment started showing up later.

Where is the Phil Red Label? Errr...where is Phil?

Gunter bellied up to the bar and Squid took out a frosty mug from the cooler and walked to the tap. He reached and pulled the tap down and ...

POOF..........!!!

Out goes the power.

Kirk (From basement): SORRY!!!

A few moments later...........the power returns...a bit brighter than normal.

Squid again reaches for the tap.....BRRRRRRRRRZZZZZZAPPPP!!

Squid: AIYEEEE!!

POOF ......!!!!

Kirk (From basement): SORRY!!! I knew I should have cut the blue wire!!

*CLICK*

A flashlight illuminates Squid and Gunter.

Jester: I thought we did away with G/K Electrical?

Gunter: We did....but damn if they didn't come back at us for breach of contract and threatened a lawsuit.

Jester: Let me guess....the Three Amigo lawyers?

Gunter: Yep. Dewey Cheatham & Howe.

Jester splashed a Phil Red label over Squid to wake him up.

Jester: You Ok there ol' buddy?

S: Unhhhh. What <smoke rings> hit me?

J: Kirk strikes again.

S: Find Derschowitz. I don't care if he's slinging burgers over at Taco King. Then, give Kirk his book and tell him to study it. http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/g...id/default.png

G: Let's just try an experiment while we're waiting, huh? <hands CS a CFL bulb> Here. Hold on to the base.

<< Light shines brightly from the bulb.>>

J & G: Uncle Fester!

S: Very funny.

J & G: We thought so! :D

I guess it's time to hang this ole picture up on the barroom wall.

http://neptoon.homestead.com/Squidrising.gif

=== Outside the MR ===

*BEEP...BEEP....BEEP....BEEP...."

=== Inside the MR ===

Jester : What the hell is that?!?

CS: Sounds like a delivery truck backing up

Gunter: It's HERE!!!!!!!!!

The door opens and a bulky delivery man enters and asks...

"OK...where do you want it?"

CS: *grabs the invoice* Wha??? A pool and a table?

Jester: Gunter, I said POOL TABLE....not a POOL and a TABLE

Gunter: That's on page 2 of the invoice.

CS and J look oddly at Gunter.

Gunter: What?!? A man can't have accessories??!?

Kirk: I can wire up the pool filter in no time!

ALL but Kirk: NO!!!!!!!!

Hi all, whats up:D

A large, burly driver appears at the loading dock doors.

"Where ya want this, mac?"

J: "Want what?"

Driver: "I got this truckload of grape Nehi and crunchy egg salad sandwiches to deliver."

Gunter: "Crunchy egg salad? Does that mean..."

CS: "Yep, he's still around. Where, I don't know. Driver, bring that stuff to the chill box. But leave one case of Nehi out where it's warm."

Driver: "Warm Nehi? Ugh!"

CS: "Tell me about it. We got one customer that likes it that way."

Driver: "Ok, bud, it's his funeral."

Ghostmooner, name your poison.

Jester: So Squid....I hear the new MR Theatre room is almost complete. What's on the list for movies?

CS: Nuthin. Lost everything in the fire.

Jester: Which one?

CS: The last one. We have to start from scratch on our movie productions.

Jester: So what's next on our production list?

Kirk comes out dressed semi-like Captain America

Kirk: Dun dah DAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Jester: Oh great.....lemme guess.

CS: Cannonball Chuck. :|\\

So where's the shopping list? We gotta have some silly things to provide before we start our next adventure.

Ummmm. Warm grape Nehi. :cool:

*burp*

Destitute, dissolute and desperate. And I know where he is, but he asked me not to tell anyone just yet. Especially Kirk.

"Hey now!...Look who I found...its the Viper....the vindow viper....but anywho,I found Phil,hes still inside a coffee can hibernating in the basement...or he was till I started a game of kick the can..
Phil Ale,..dirty glass, please."