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So that's it. I was wondering why everyone keeps saying "you twit face" to me.

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared!

Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account.

I have FB but it doesn't control me it's me who's in control.

Markus

My friend, remember that without stupidity there wouldn't be intelligence, and without ugliness there wouldn't be beauty, so the world needs you after all.

If you think patience is a virtue, try surfing the net without high speed Internet.

Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears. Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain. Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile. But when you fart just one time...

If we were on a sinking ship, and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much.

I just heard on the radio that some Brit (it had to be) is being treated for monkey pox after a trip to Nigeria

I never heard of this before but it sounds just too good to be true. Do you think it's being treated with bananas? Maybe he caught it at a swingers party

https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/D-VE...910f1f.0.0.jpg ....regardless of however adoorable U mayB!:arrgh!:

A swinger party with monkeys :hmmm:
Aids can also be transferred by long-tailed monkeys, so ... :oops:

I don't work on weekends, or any other day that ends with "Y".

When all you have is a hammer everything looks like a nail, but if you have a hammer and a sickle everything appears to be a swastika.