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Armistead 07-10-14 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz (Post 2223633)
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/b..._2007/th-3.jpg

100 year limited lifetime warranty on your trophy.:D

You can sit in it or sit on it to show the rank and file that you're full of sit up to your eyeballs and the rest is sawdust.

Yes, I will take it! The last time I walked into the bilge head I thought more decent to just crap on the floor like everyone else does...

Armistead 07-10-14 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz (Post 2223665)
Theft by deception...

Lookest thou over there --->
Then I ran out the door with it.
The unfortunate side effect was the emergency trip to the core had to be cancelled and Earth's magnetic field collapsed completely and cooked the inhabitants. :sunny:
It's a good thing we live on a submarine.:yeah:
I hope you like fish because that's all we'll be eating from now on.


donna does makes a good tartar sauce

Wolferz 07-10-14 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead (Post 2223711)
donna does makes a good tartar sauce

She even has a belly button to put it in for convenient dipping.:03:

fireftr18 07-10-14 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead (Post 2223709)
Yes, I will take it! The last time I walked into the bilge head I thought more decent to just crap on the floor like everyone else does...

It's just Wolferz. I tasked a newbie to clean it up. I haven't seen him here yet. I suspect her scared of the place.
:Kaleun_Sick:

Armistead 07-11-14 01:54 AM

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Originally Posted by fireftr18 (Post 2223839)
It's just Wolferz. I tasked a newbie to clean it up. I haven't seen him here yet. I suspect her scared of the place.
:Kaleun_Sick:

She comes by, but per our rules, she's not allowed to remark, plus she's busy with the cooking.

Wolferz 07-11-14 07:16 AM

Note to all members...
 
Flick-a-booga night has been cancelled.
It's snot worth it.

PS:
Armistead,
I stopped crapping in the bilge head floor a month ago.
I've been using your coffee cup instead.

How's that Icrapper working out?

Armistead 07-11-14 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz (Post 2223921)
Flick-a-booga night has been cancelled.
It's snot worth it.

PS:
Armistead,
I stopped crapping in the bilge head floor a month ago.
I've been using your coffee cup instead.

How's that Icrapper working out?

Crap...I thought donna had figured out something to improve her coffee...Oh well, I'm use it to now and not going back to what it was..

Wolferz 07-11-14 07:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead (Post 2223924)
Crap...I thought donna had figured out something to improve her coffee...Oh well, I'm use it to now and not going back to what it was..

She did. She runs the food through me first and I add it to your coffee.
Must be all that five alarm chili with truffles I like so much. Glad you like it.:yep:

Besides, we feared that the screw face you kept making when taking a sip of joe was going to become permanent. You've enough handicaps already.

Armistead 07-12-14 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz (Post 2223929)
She did. She runs the food through me first and I add it to your coffee.
Must be all that five alarm chili with truffles I like so much. Glad you like it.:yep:

Besides, we feared that the screw face you kept making when taking a sip of joe was going to become permanent. You've enough handicaps already.

Let's just call it the bilge version of Kopi luwak. We just need a name for it.

Wolferz 07-12-14 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead (Post 2224326)
Let's just call it the bilge version of Kopi luwak. We just need a name for it.

Beans with cornbread?:D

nikimcbee 07-12-14 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz (Post 2224371)
Beans with cornbread?:D

Nobody said, there'd be food in this thread? Is that homemade cornbread? Ditch the beans though.

Armistead 07-12-14 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz (Post 2224371)
Beans with cornbread?:D


the texture in the coffee did feel of cornbread....but to think it was brewed in your lower intestine.....

Wolferz 07-13-14 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee (Post 2224380)
Nobody said, there'd be food in this thread? Is that homemade cornbread? Ditch the beans though.

Our sub is our home, so I guess you could call it home made by our home girl.:)

Wolferz 07-13-14 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead (Post 2224423)
the texture in the coffee did feel of cornbread....but to think it was brewed in your lower intestine.....

Was it gritty there, hominy?:O:

Armistead 07-13-14 09:33 PM

http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/u...ps231c93da.jpg

Wolferz 07-14-14 03:11 PM

Don't be an old Groucho mister Marx.:O:

That's my job.

Wolferz 07-14-14 07:08 PM

What did you say?
I couldn't hear over the clicking of those steel ball bearings in your hand.
Should I get the COB to bring some shaft bearing lube from the prop shaft alley? Should quiet those things down a bit.:timeout:

None the less, you showed great fortitude in doing jello shots from her naval base after eating that whole block of cheese.:yep::salute:
I thought your head was stuck in there for a moment.

Armistead 07-14-14 07:18 PM

I wasn't stuck, the cheese was stuck to her body. I think when I pulled with my teeth, due to the sweat, it caused a suction on the cheese...Like pulling a rubber band...HEHE...but I finally got it....Looked American, but tasted like Limburger.

fireftr18 07-14-14 10:21 PM

:Kaleun_Sick:

I think I'll leave for a while. Maybe I'll visit donna in the aft torpedo room. :Kaleun_Cheers:

Wolferz 07-15-14 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead (Post 2224847)
I wasn't stuck, the cheese was stuck to her body. I think when I pulled with my teeth, due to the sweat, it caused a suction on the cheese...Like pulling a rubber band...HEHE...but I finally got it....Looked American, but tasted like Limburger.

An Ubirat always gets that last nip of cheese.:D

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Originally Posted by fireftr18 (Post 2224869)
:Kaleun_Sick:

I think I'll leave for a while. Maybe I'll visit donna in the aft torpedo room. :Kaleun_Cheers:

We'll send the dancer back there so you don't miss out.:arrgh!:

I think Armistead has been watching the new Weird Al video. He even shows up in it toward the end. :woot:

http://music.msn.com/music/article.a...&ocid=ansent11

Tacky.


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