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HunterICX 04-28-09 09:46 AM

No Comrade, it seemed to have crashed into the water during the attack.

But we must keep a close eye on Xabbarus, for now don't let him anywhere near paint and a people's aircraft at the same time.

imagine him applying the same style of paint on our pride the Po2!
it would be even worse then have a barber accidently shave of stalin's mustache.

Ah, I've red the Intelligence report.

I shall make up a master plan to crush the fascist in Memel once and for all.
we need to cut their supplies and route for escape before we commence the final strike on Memel.

HunterICX

XabbaRus 04-28-09 09:56 AM

That was an attempt at pschological warfare. They see the pink and the flowers and get too relaxed. Then we bash them...

It worked until I got halfway home. Must have sent the gaypride part of the luftwaffe after me.

I will renounce the skin immediately. It does not work.

HunterICX 04-28-09 10:18 AM

Плавание фашиста плавания!

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/8046/convoy04.jpg

At First it was thought to be a mayor mistake by an incompotent Russian Navy as HunterICX described,
Comrade Raptor reminded him that all compartments of the Red Army are the same , incompotence does not exist amongst us and is totally overated.

Later reports explained it was the work of Ukranian saboteurs that didn't open fire when the convoy aproached and they let them pass untouched.

The Russian Airforce was required to strike the convoy with our people's IL2 T ''Torpedo Bomber''
Gulagwaffles bravely took up this task and led the IL2's into the attack.

During the attack horrible sabotage has been discovered, on theory by the people's Torpedo research facility this torpedo must be able to take down a fascist ship with just 1 hit, but in after action reports by the gulagwaffles the fascist ships where damaged but where able to continue their journey.
Comrade Raptor answered the people's press ''We know which factory these torpedo's came from and a immediate change of the factory's employees has been applied''

further details are not neccesary to be known, all Gulagwaffle pilots made it safely back to base and celebrated the dificult but glorious victory with Vodka.
Comrade Kratos drank the whole vodka supply before the rest of the Gulagwaffles finished their first glass.

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HunterICX

XabbaRus 04-29-09 10:23 AM

Tonight I make new skin. It called "Barry Manilow must die"

Raptor1 04-29-09 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XabbaRus (Post 1092788)
Tonight I make new skin. It called "Barry Manilow must die"

Oh, some foul imperialist character?

Oberon 04-29-09 10:36 AM

http://www.bondnet.de/galerie/movies.../majoranya.jpg

Comrade Oberon is still undergoing...questioning...by SMERSH and will be unable to join the glorious Gulagwaffles on their campaign against the fascisti. SMERSH apologises for the inconvinience.

http://mjmcx2too.homestead.com/files/villian02.jpg

Da...and I will be watching Comrade Task Force....

XabbaRus 04-29-09 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raptor1 (Post 1092791)
Oh, some foul imperialist character?

Yes, I was subjected to his film Copacabana when I was a child and the song still haunts me. I make up the rest of the lyrics as I only know the first line..I hate him...

Dowly 04-29-09 11:20 AM

Wont be there either, hockey game on telly which prolly ends at 21:30GMT or so.

Kptlt. Neuerburg 04-30-09 08:09 PM

Comrades of the Gulagwaffles, I have found our own mascot!! His name is Boris the Communist Clown . Here is his pic.

http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/6...esheetbyan.jpg
Drawn by this guy http://angusmcleod.deviantart.com/.

Oberon 05-01-09 08:22 AM

"Silence! I gulag you!"

Kptlt. Neuerburg 05-01-09 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oberon (Post 1094011)
"Silence! I gulag you!"

No Borsht for you!!!:rotfl:

Oberon 05-01-09 06:30 PM

In 1943 a crack air unit was sent to prison by Freislers Court for a crime they didn't commit, these men promptly escaped from a maximum security Stalag-Luft to the Western Soviet underground, today still wanted by the Nazi government they survive as soldiers of socialism, if you have a problem, if no-one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the Gulagwaffes.

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/319/po2ateam.jpg

Starring:

http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/images/cc...7/21/smith.jpg

George Peppard as HunterICX
"I love it when a five year plan comes together!"

http://www.ateamonline.net/dirk_benedict_faceman.jpg

Dirk Benedict as Schroeder

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_APqWPaMz9W...us_bosco8a.jpg

Mr T as Raptor1

http://www.badmouth.net/graphics/ateam_schultz.jpg

Dwight Schultz as Oberon

And

http://home.arcor.de/nobbyl/chara/stockwell1.gif

Robert Vaughn as Schultz

Lieste 05-01-09 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dowly (Post 1090630)
We need Pe2's! Beside, the torpedo's in IL2 are a joke, what cannot be sunk with 2 torps can be sunk with a 250kg bomb. :O:


Those pesky holes that let in all the air ;)

HunterICX 05-02-09 03:22 AM

@Oberon: :har::har::har: brilliant!

HunterICX

Kratos 05-02-09 09:30 AM

I thought it would be more like ....http://img382.imageshack.us/img382/5084/bashful2.gif http://img382.imageshack.us/img382/2433/doc2.gif http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/8331/dopey2.gif http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/2622/grumpy2.gif http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/4627/happy2s.gif http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/1936/sleepy2.gif :03:http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_17_4.gif http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_17_4.gif


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