Yea, we do it on a 3 count....so you can be ready for impact....found works better that way without the butter..

Salted butter? Ever heard the saying 'pound salt'? Salted butter is just as good.

I was told it left a burning in the inner rectum, more so if the herpes was active....

plus salt on my finger makes gives em dry mouth during he following dental exam..

Attention all crew...
 

Armistead is NOT a doctor or a dentist.

Just thought you might want to know before you get the ten minute prostate exam, followed by the thirty minute oral exam. :huh:

Oh, and be sure he doesn't get the two mixed up.

Oh well, a couple of slugs of bilge brew beforehand will help numb any discomfort, as well as render my tastebuds inoperative.

A win-win situation!

Remember, when his left hand is on your left shoulder, and his right hand is on your right shoulder, .......:huh:

I have no doubt the bilge stew is the cause of the numerous dental issues...

Anyway, I do give you the choice of the middle finger or the thumb..

In fact, I think the bilge crew is so sick and disgusting right now I'm just gonna order everyone a broad spectrum antibiotic and pull all teeth. Frankly, some of your rectums smell better than your breathe....and I've developed a strange rash on my thumb after Swamp's exam...of maybe it was Wolferz's after....Not my fault our leader hasn't provided me with the rubber glove.

but I was a certified EMTII 28 years ago....thumbs up...:up:.

You have been 'certified' ever since I've known you.:har:

New digs!
 

Armistead....They are coming to take you away, haa haa!

anybody seen the nail clippers..

Lost I saw of them, Donna was clipping the toenails and beaks off the chickens.

Thanks

http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/u...ps2f16bc9c.jpg

:huh:If that thumb were on a lesbian you'd be considered "well endowed" :huh:

Victory for the Bilge.

It is my honor to announce I have scored the first victory for the bilge in the
Who/What/Where thread.

I hearbye wont the titel of "Brains of the Bilge"
Let them laugh at us now....

Check the thread....loser :har:

How dare you come in the bilge with your rants and clean white clothes.

I expect you to come here with a medal, ribbon or trophy to award me...

Men of the bilge, he is simply mocking me because I gave them a very easy thing to guess, this has nothing to do with my victory. I, me...picked and guessed the hardest item so for in that contest, guessing part and gun. No one else got close, except some dummy that thought he was going to steal my victory. I think I have proven once again I'm the smartest person in the bilge.

Plus, I can recite the complete work of Belloc to you guys while on patrol.

In pugio flagrante BBY
 

It is a bilgerat's dream to be well-forked!:woot: