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SUBMAN1
07-31-2006, 02:37 PM
:o

http://img452.imageshack.us/img452/4517/image0011gu8.jpg
kiwi_2005
07-31-2006, 03:16 PM
:rotfl: :rotfl:
waste gate
07-31-2006, 03:27 PM
Caption:

Hold me, I don't feel comfortable killing people.
kiwi_2005
07-31-2006, 03:36 PM
What If the enemy is also a sniper, he would have an easy target - and with a bullseye to go with it. Maybe that guy hugging his mate is really used as bait???:D

I mean he dont look to happy.
Skybird
07-31-2006, 03:38 PM
Funny, but only at first glance. Even breathing is no factor here. It makes sense.Also, if the shooter misses, you have the flamethrower already in position :cool:
STEED
07-31-2006, 04:52 PM
Funny, but only at first glance. Even breathing is no factor here. It makes sense.Also, if the shooter misses, you have the flamethrower already in position :cool:

If he had his bake beans that is.;)
SUBMAN1
07-31-2006, 05:02 PM
Only the French would risk getting shot in the ass. The shooter also has a human shield!

-S
SUBMAN1
07-31-2006, 05:05 PM
One more thought - Don't ask Don't tell! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Syxx_Killer
07-31-2006, 05:40 PM
ROFLMAO!!!!!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
scandium
07-31-2006, 07:19 PM
Interesting use of his spotter. :lol:
P_Funk
07-31-2006, 07:24 PM
Of course the french would do this! I mean after all these centuries they are very accustomed to turning their arses to the enemy. Usually however it is in retreat. I think the guy's dismayed look comes from the fact that he sees some guy with a camera about to take a pic of him. I'm sure in his mind he's thinking "Oh I hope a bunch immature armchair generals don't see this."

But like Skybird said. It makes sense. In war you do what works, not what doesn't challenge your neurotic macho sensitivities.
Yahoshua
07-31-2006, 09:07 PM
So are they gonna start pairing m/f sniper teams? :oops:
P_Funk
07-31-2006, 09:11 PM
So are they gonna start pairing m/f sniper teams? :oops:

Ah the ultimate tandem. Sex and guns finally able to be utilized simultaneously. Though I think it might make it hard for te guy to aim properly.
August
07-31-2006, 09:17 PM
Funny, but only at first glance. Even breathing is no factor here. It makes sense.Also, if the shooter misses, you have the flamethrower already in position :cool:

Of course, there is a danger of a fart being squeezed out when the guy fires which could cause an unwanted detonation thereby giving away the snipers position. :yep:
Yahoshua
07-31-2006, 09:56 PM
Where did you get that photo? It'd make for a great laugh at the Hk website.
SUBMAN1
08-01-2006, 09:37 AM
Where did you get that photo? It'd make for a great laugh at the Hk website.

http://img452.imageshack.us/img452/4517/image0011gu8.jpg
Yahoshua
08-01-2006, 01:21 PM
thx....:up:
MSgalileo
08-01-2006, 01:27 PM
This english snipers not french. If you didn't recongnize english camo and sniper rifle ask before writing french bashing post.:down: The English sniper rifle is the AMW (Accuracy Arctic Warfare) french one are FR-F2 and they are very different but I think you are a noob and never been in the army.
tycho102
08-01-2006, 01:34 PM
That is something to see. :o

Most of our snipers go out with a spotter (the "rated" snipers, not marksmen or recons). I imagine they would be firing from the prone position if a pedestal was needed.
Yahoshua
08-01-2006, 05:05 PM
Eh?

Who exactly was that directed at Galileo?
TteFAboB
08-01-2006, 06:11 PM
How about a tripod?

In reality, it's a vet having a go at a rookie isn't it? Or they are both rookies and it's Gunnie calling the shots.
P_Funk
08-01-2006, 10:23 PM
I thought that guy with his head in his Sniper's groin didn't look French.

Ok I have figured it out. It is a position used to anger the enemy forces. I imagine that in combat the human bipod would wear a quilt and have his arse pointed at the enemy similar to the Celts of old. A timeless Scottish warfare tactic.
boshunter
08-01-2006, 10:44 PM
"Yes, I've heard. Kills men by the hundreds. And if HE were here, he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse." - William Wallace (Braveheart)
P_Funk
08-01-2006, 11:18 PM
"Yes, I've heard. Kills men by the hundreds. And if HE were here, he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse." - William Wallace (Braveheart)

Spot on laddy.
August
08-02-2006, 12:54 AM
Eh?

Who exactly was that directed at Galileo?


Subman i think... :hmm:
SUBMAN1
08-02-2006, 11:49 AM
Don't shoot the messenger! Just reporting how it was reported to me! Where are my freedom fries? :hmm: :p

-S
Iceman
08-03-2006, 03:25 AM
"Yes, I've heard. Kills men by the hundreds. And if HE were here, he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse." - William Wallace (Braveheart)

Lol:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: what a pic!