Jungle Teawaffles on the Irrawaddy

[Oberon]

I turn my back for two minutes and the Dutch take over...

Just like old times... :damn:

[Arclight]

:O:

Welcome to the crashing party Arclight .:up:
Is that what it's about? Think I can manage that. :hmm2:

[Task Force]

:O:


Is that what it's about? Think I can manage that. :hmm2:

Yep, Its oberons specialty.:yep:

[Schroeder]

I turn my back for two minutes and the Dutch take over...

Just like old times... :damn:
It's all your fault!!!!!:damn:
You let it happen and we will all take our revenge when you show up next time. We will feed you cheese until you die a slow smelling death!!!!

[Oberon]

What do you mean my fault?! You didn't exactly need my assistance the last time you had to deal with the Dutch!! :stare:

[Kptlt. Hellmut Neuerburg]

Well I see that nothing has changed since I left the Waffles, eh? Could someone send me Raptor's and Jim's ip by pm, as my comp got hacked a couple of months back. I might have a chance of flying with you all again this Friday and if not for some reason there always is Memorial Day here in the States next month.

[HunterICX]

What do you mean my fault?! You didn't exactly need my assistance the last time you had to deal with the Dutch!! :stare:

You didn't quite help either!!! :stare: You know what help we got from the Allies? Some French on Motorcycles.

and I know the reason, you still wanted to see us suffer from that Raid on Medway.

@Redmax: the GWX TS IP info

IP: 77.98.225.67:8767
TS Password : wolf

HunterICX

[Arclight]

And then the Germans took our bicycles. No "guten tag", no "bitte", just took them. And they made us eat tulips... TULIPS! :wah:

[Schroeder]

I thought tulips are regarded as a delicacy in the Netherlands?

We only give the best to our friends.:salute:

[Dowly]

And then the Germans took our bicycles. No "guten tag", no "bitte", just took them. And they made us eat tulips... TULIPS! :wah:

:haha::haha:

[Oberon]

You didn't quite help either!!! :stare: You know what help we got from the Allies? Some French on Motorcycles.

and I know the reason, you still wanted to see us suffer from that Raid on Medway.
HunterICX

:yep::yep::yep::yep::yep:

Plus we kinda hoped that the smell from the cheese would cause the Germans to falter in their invasion, but it turns out that they were immune to it! :damn:

[Kptlt. Hellmut Neuerburg]

Thanks for the info Hunter!:up:

[Arclight]

I thought tulips are regarded as a delicacy in the Netherlands?

We only give the best to our friends.:salute:
If you're coming over to stay, least you can do is bring some bratwurst, maybe a few schnitzels... :roll:

You can keep the sauerkraut. :O:

[HunterICX]

Wouldn't mind a Brat mit Sauerkraut on a Semmel :D

HunterICX

[Oberon]

Pffft

Banger and chips :yeah:

[Schroeder]

Wouldn't mind a Brat mit Sauerkraut on a Semmel :D

HunterICX
You want a brat????http://foto.arcor-online.net/palb/alben/54/1012554/400_3238393866386538.jpg

With Sauerkraut????
On a Brötchen????? (Semmel is only for those southernes who can't speak proper German)

Do your parents know about your sexual preferences? :hmm2:

[Raptor1]

Do your parents know about your sexual preferences? :hmm2:

I thought this was about his eating preferences... :O:

[Task Force]

@ RM, dont think we fly on fridays, maby we can fit a day in. wouldnt mind flying 1 more day this week.:yep:

[Raptor1]

I think you could go back to your normal scheduale now if you want to, since Hunter is here...

[Task Force]

I kind of like this setup...

oah, jims TS is down.

[Oberon]

I thought this was about his eating preferences... :O:

"It puts the lotion on its skin..."

[Raptor1]

SABOTAGE!

[Arclight]

Again. :DL

[Oberon]

huuuuunteeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrr!!!

[Raptor1]

It's no use, he is definitely either killed and lying in some dark alley or on the bottom of the river...Or collaborating with them...

[HunterICX]

:hmph: Pffff....it's just a Brit crying....

alright alright my TS is up...

HunterICX

[Oberon]

Typical, I decide to come back for a flight and Dutch partisans sabotage Teamspeak :damn:

[Raptor1]

Lies!

[Oberon]

The dangers of autopilot, or the only way Oberon would ever get two kills in a dogfight match.

http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/3811/21042010225237.jpg

[Task Force]

Lol, and you stalling that spit into the ocean. while I fought you in a out dated 109.

[Raptor1]

Ha, I managed to prove the Tiger Moth as a fighter! They better start equipping all the squadrons with it now...

[Task Force]

Ha, I managed to prove the Tiger Moth as a fighter! They better start equipping all the squadrons with it now...

hmm, but it isnt ramming proof.

[Oberon]

Lol, and you stalling that spit into the ocean. while I fought you in a out dated 109.

You seriously expected a challenge, against me? You could have brought the Aria, I'd have still stalled and crashed!

[Task Force]

You seriously expected a challenge, against me? You could have brought the Aria, I'd have still stalled and crashed!

Well, the Avia is the Wunderwaffe!

[HunterICX]

Ha, I managed to prove the Tiger Moth as a fighter! They better start equipping all the squadrons with it now...

The Polish RWD-8 is vastly superior then the Tiger Moth.

HunterICX

[Raptor1]

One has to make do with what he has...

The Allied plane list in the 1941 DF is horrible, we don't even have the normal Gladiator...

[HunterICX]

will have to fix that, its that non-funcional FMB's way of putting planes into the list with preset categories...

HunterICX

[Raptor1]

So, flying today? Tomorrow? Both?

[Schroeder]

Good question. I don't care, I can fly on both days.:rock:

[Arclight]

Thursday is an Arma day for me, wasn't counting on flying today... Doubt I'd be missed anyway though. :DL

[HunterICX]

Can't make it tonight...some stuff for work cut in.

HunterICX

[Task Force]

Im good for both days. and since hunter cant come, I guess someone else can host today.

[Oberon]

I'll probably go back to Arma I think. I'll see you guys next Wednesday. :salute:

[Raptor1]

Bah, traitors!

Guess that leaves us with 3 people...

[Task Force]

So are we flying with redmax tomorrow?

Oah, and happy early Birthday Hunter.:yeah:

[Raptor1]

Happy birthday, traitor!

*barricades door and windows in case of a reverse-surprise party*

[Schroeder]

Bah, birthdays are completely overrated. It is way more important that this is my 2.000th post.:smug:

[Raptor1]

And you're too much of a coward to make a proper thread about it, bah!

I bet you fainted as soon as you saw your new avatar though...

[Oberon]

HunterICX: I've lost it...
Capt. Slow: Lost what?
HunterICX: My status of being 22...

HUNTERICX WAS KILLED BY DOWLY
DOWLY LOSES 10 SCORE POINTS

Dowly: Happy Birthday, have a bullet
Capt. Slow: Happy Bullet!

[Task Force]

lol, I thought "huh?" the first time i saw it. I didnt think you would ever make it.

[Kptlt. Hellmut Neuerburg]

Happy B-Day Hunter! Oh btw I hope that the flight times are still around what they where the last time I flew with the Waffles, if I recall it was +1:00 GMT 5:00 to 7:00pm which is 1:00 to 3:00pm -8:00 GMT( Pacific Time for US & Canada. So traffic pending I'll be home at around 1:30 at the earlyist and 2:30 at the lateist. So I'll see the Waffles tommorow!:yeah:

[HunterICX]

Thanks guys :yeah:

I won't be around for this evening, perhaps someone else can host for tonight?

HunterICX

[Schroeder]

The traitor Oberon will fix that. If not he will wish he had never been born.:arrgh!:

[Oberon]

The traitor Oberon will fix that. If not he will wish he had never been born.:arrgh!:

I don't DO Fridays, remember? :O: This is why we switched to Thursdays...

[Schroeder]

Oh damn it. Now Red Max has one opportunity to fly and you guys are all away....:damn:

[Task Force]

well we have 3 options.

1. see if Rm can host.
2. public server. we probably could kick all there a**es if we work as a team.
3. pray raptor gets snow... err sanded in his house, gets board and wants to fly...

If I remember RM said that he could host, and that one of his other squadrons members helped him get his router working...

@ Obi, I thought that was raptor that didnt do fridays...

[Oberon]

Well, it was up until recently and now I can't do Fridays either, not for another, oh, four or five weeks.

[Schroeder]

TS is down anyway.....:dead:

[Task Force]

Hmmf... oah well.

[Kptlt. Hellmut Neuerburg]

If anyone is still interested in flying today I can host I just got to check a couple of things first.

[Schroeder]

I'm afraid the TS is still down.:-?

[Kptlt. Hellmut Neuerburg]

I'm afraid the TS is still down.:-?
I have my own TS server:D. But the question still stands does anyone want to fly tonight?

[Task Force]

Im up for a flight, tho the europeans are probably asleep... hmm.

[Kptlt. Hellmut Neuerburg]

You have a point there Task Force, I wonder what about tommorow night?

[Task Force]

hmm, maby we could.:hmmm:

[Schroeder]

Sorry, I went to bed after I made the last post.:88)

I can't promise to be here tonight. But if I am I will join you.

[Raptor1]

Tomorrow as in today?

[Task Force]

yep, as in saturday.

[Raptor1]

Ah, I guess I might be able to join.

[Kptlt. Hellmut Neuerburg]

So is anyone else in for a flight tonight?

[Schroeder]

So far it looks good. Though I won't be flying much longer than midnight. I've got to do some real flying tomorrow. First time this year.:DL

[Raptor1]

I might be able to get the first mission of my AG North Barbarossa campaign together for today, if anyone is interested.

[Kptlt. Hellmut Neuerburg]

I might be able to get the first mission of my AG North Barbarossa campaign together for today, if anyone is interested. Sounds like a plan, if not I can host a dogfight.

[Task Force]

Rgr, so when are we flying?

[Kptlt. Hellmut Neuerburg]

I guess so oh and jims got ts up.

[Task Force]

Il be on in about 5 mins.

[Raptor1]

Be on soon.

[Raptor1]

I probably won't be there tonight (Damned sabotage, again...).

[Oberon]

....


:hmmm:


http://www.wingweb.co.uk/wingweb/img/450-North_American_F-86_Sabre.jpg

:rock:

[Task Force]

...:)

http://hsfeatures.com/features04/images/fw190d9bigtailir_01.jpg

or

http://www.emonety.pl/upload/editor/rozmaitosci/Me109_G-6_D-FMBB_4.jpg

[Oberon]

:hmmm:

http://lankapage.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/air_mig-29_lg.jpg

:yep:

[Task Force]

http://www.richard-seaman.com/Aircraft/AirShows/Chino2004/Sampler/Storch.jpg

:O:

[Arclight]

I'll take the Fulcrum, please. :yep:


I actually hit something tonight. :yeah:

Got a good burst at single engine fighter (don't ask me type :lol:), left him trailing smoke... hey, it's something. :O:

[Task Force]

That would be a fw 190.

[Arclight]

Can I still be proud? :hmm2:

Those things pull some tight maneuvers to evade. :-?

[Task Force]

sure... those are good planes. and have great firepower. (hence the nick name Butcher Bird)

[HunterICX]

Right,

the idea to give each of us their own aircraft of choise for this odd sicily campaign.

I could do it the way Schroeder suggested to read the mission and then decide what aircraft...but that takes away the regret you picked a wrong aircraft for the job :O: so you better pick your aircraft carefully.

so pick your aircraft, get a bucket of paint and paint them LoLwaffle style :D

You can pick any aircraft from any side, but there's one restriction ''No Jets, No Fantasy aircraft like the Lerche''

List aircraft chosen by Pilot:

HunterICX: Spitfire Mk.XIVc
Schroeder: P-47 D27
Arclight: P-47 D27
Oberon: Hawker Typhoon Mk.IB Late 1943
Task Force: FW190D
Raptor1: P-63
---

I will then modify the missions, so it suits all of us (however when someone doesn't show up for that evening I have to remove the aircraft otherwise the AI crashes himself into the one parked oposite of him.)

I also restart the campaign, so for the ones that played it already a bit know what we are up against (unless I bother myself adding some more enemies :D)

so name the aircraft you want to fly for the entire campaign and I'll put him in the list shown above.
and if everything is set I make a new campaign thread.

HunterICX

[Schroeder]

I don't think it's a good idea to take German aircraft. Friendly fire...and so.....

So for me it's a P47. A stable all-rounder.:rock:

http://foto.arcor-online.net/palb/alben/54/1012554/6363333966393865.jpg

[HunterICX]

I don't think it's a good idea to take German aircraft. Friendly fire...and so.....

So for me it's a P47. A stable all-rounder.:rock:

Would be handy if you where a bit more precise :D
which variant? (to avoid giving you the crappy cockpit one)

HunterICX

[Schroeder]

Doesn't matter.
They all burn the same.:O:

[Raptor1]

Hmm...need something versatile...

P-63 for me, I guess; at least I'll look good before slamming into the ground.

[Oberon]

Hmmm, I'll have to have a butchers at what's available, it'll probably be something like the Typhoon though I imagine. :yeah:

[HunterICX]

Hmmm, I'll have to have a butchers at what's available, it'll probably be something like the Typhoon though I imagine. :yeah:

get a cup of tea, and confirm your pick :O:

so..can I fill in a Typhoon?

HunterICX

[Oberon]

get a cup of tea, and confirm your pick :O:

so..can I fill in a Typhoon?

HunterICX

Yeah, go on, I can always change if needs be, which I doubt I'll need to :03: Make sure it's the one that has the opening canopy though, I'm very fussy about those :yeah:

[HunterICX]

Yeah, go on, I can always change if needs be, which I doubt I'll need to :03: Make sure it's the one that has the opening canopy though, I'm very fussy about those :yeah:

want a cup-holder as well? :O:

HunterICX

[Oberon]

want a cup-holder as well? :O:

HunterICX

Naturally, and a boiling vessel, like the ones in our Challenger II MBTs. :yep:

[HunterICX]

*mutters*:shifty:
http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/9241/weldingh42.jpg

HunterICX

[Oberon]

Well, you were already modding yours for a cheese hamper, were you not? :yeah:

[Task Force]

FW 190 D9 or 13 (for bombing), depending on the mission.

[Raptor1]

H4x!

You're not allowed to pick 2 aircraft! :stare:

[HunterICX]

FW 190 D9 or 13 (for bombing), depending on the mission.

pick one of the varaints as I ain't going to change them while playing the campaign...so choose wisely.

HunterICX

[Arclight]

Think I'd like a P-47 as well. :hmmm:

P-47D-27, I guess. :doh:

[Task Force]

pick one of the varaints as I ain't going to change them while playing the campaign...so choose wisely.

HunterICX

err...

D 9 dosent carry bombs, D 13 does, hmm... D 13. Gaa, ill do some testing, might go with the TA 152, if it dosent have the aurmor issues the fw 190 has.

*edit, I want the TA 152, short winged version, It has the fire power and handeling I want, and It carrys bombs. and has a cannon. but... its a high altitude fighter... I guess im gonna have to stay away from turning fights that are low.

[HunterICX]

I think with the TA152 you hang yourself, most dogfights are fought around ~1000M

a D-13 does not have to carry bombs at all times, so whats actually the difference when compare it to the D-9 when both are on the default load out?

HunterICX

[Task Force]

Hmm, but if I go with the FW 190, then I could be killed by one hit to the cockpit because of its oleg aurmor.:hmmm:

[Schroeder]

Give him a Tempest and be done with it!:yep:

[Raptor1]

Give him...a P.11!

[Task Force]

Give him...a P.11!

That would mean I have the 2 best plane in the game.

[Oberon]

It's a shame the Typhoon doesn't have much in the way of skins for it. Nice plane to fly though...bet I still stall all over the place. :D

[Schroeder]

You would even stall a Zeppelin.:O:

[Task Force]

You would even stall a Zeppelin.:O:

he did, ever hear of the Hindenburg. lol

oah, and TS is down...
OAH THE HUMANITY!!!

[HunterICX]

:hmph: Mine's up...but BE QUIET!

HunterICX

[Oberon]

You would even stall a Zeppelin.:O:

Gah I'm trying to find that pic of the Zeppelin in heavy winds moored to one of their docking ports at something like a 45 degree angle, but I'm damned if I can. :damn:

[Raptor1]

Gah I'm trying to find that pic of the Zeppelin in heavy winds moored to one of their docking ports at something like a 45 degree angle, but I'm damned if I can. :damn:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4e/Zr3nearvertical.jpg

[Raptor1]

The doomsday machine!

http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/5687/grab0002.jpg

[Oberon]

Pic

That's the one! Thanks :yeah:

Ah yes...that Doomsday machine is the wreckage of a Chain Home Radar station by the looks of it.

The real Doomsday machine was unleashed by Raptor...

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/4535/28042010224825.jpg
THE LAND TRAIN!!!

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/4066/28042010230211.jpg
Schroeder vs the Sports Me109

Oh, and if you wonder why I didn't strafe that train...heh...well...I know what happened to a Messerschmitt that tried that to a loco on the south coast during the BOB, it hit the locomotive, the locos steam boiler blew up and the shrapnel hit the aircraft and brought it down. :ping:

[Arclight]

My apologies, fell asleep on the couch after dinner. :oops:

[HunterICX]

No problem mate we didn't start the new campaign yet as I was in the middle of the project, so Oberon was kind to host a Dogfight server as while I was finishing the LoLwaffles trailer

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=168665

also that thread is the new stickied LoLwaffle campaign thread :)

HunterICX