Monkey Business dating service

[Frame57]

Since the dispatch of Travis the chimp it has dawned on me that we may be missing something here. I usually find that i am the one wining and dining a woman to get her affections as it were. But yet this eccentric wealthy widow was dining with travis on filet mignon and lobster tails while sipping fine wine and capping it off with a xanax or two. That was one lucky monkey until he decided to rip a woman's face off needless to say.

There must be a niche of these eccentric women in the country that enjoy monkey love. I do not understand it as i have had women comment to me that i am too hairy....? But i figure I have not met the right ones yet. So, I will buy the best monkey or chimp suit i can get get, then i will launch a "Monkey man escort service". If this venture proves successful then I can expand it and invite some of the bachelors here to invest in a monkey suit and enjoy the life of travis the chimp. Think of it gents....Lobster, filet mignon perhaps some brain chemistry altering drugs and who knows what else...

I am looking for a name for the escort service so please feel free to advise me with some ideas here...:D

[SUBMAN1]

More proof that Kalifornia makes people brains turn to mush. :D

-S

[Frame57]

More proof that Kalifornia makes people brains turn to mush. :D

-SHey! Anyway to make a buck...:haha:

[nikimcbee]

There must be a niche of these eccentric women in the country that enjoy monkey love. I do not understand it as i have had women comment to me that i am too hairy....? But i figure I have not met the right ones yet. So, I will buy the best monkey or chimp suit i can get get, then i will launch a "Monkey man escort service".:D

I'll let Jim answer that question.:har:

how 'bout: "Gone Bunannas.":haha:
Just think of the fantasy roleplay you could do?:hmmm: you could re-enact all of the Planet of the Apes.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_kDtxVcGGg0c/SA4ytUC2OpI/AAAAAAAAAMo/QyNp-GoSkbA/s400/monkey.jpg

[nikimcbee]

Hold the phone! Neal keeps running those dating service ads.... You guys could probably work something out.:haha:

find Simian luv at subsim.com

http://www.victorlentini.com/images/ValentineMonkey.jpg

[Frame57]

There must be a niche of these eccentric women in the country that enjoy monkey love. I do not understand it as i have had women comment to me that i am too hairy....? But i figure I have not met the right ones yet. So, I will buy the best monkey or chimp suit i can get get, then i will launch a "Monkey man escort service".:D

I'll let Jim answer that question.:har:

how 'bout: "Gone Bunannas.":haha:
Just think of the fantasy roleplay you could do?:hmmm: you could re-enact all of the Planet of the Apes.:rotfl: Buna would like that one. I bet he may have had a pin up poster of Zira rather than Farrah....:rotfl:

[SUBMAN1]

Sort of off topic, but a thought crossed my mind - animals typically can sense a bad person when they can see one. I wonder if this chimp did us all a favor by ripping that lady's face off?

-S

[nikimcbee]

Sort of off topic, but a thought crossed my mind - animals typically can sense a bad person when they can see one. I wonder if this chimp did us all a favor by ripping that lady's face off?

-S

Hey, you must be subman... You gotta pay up to play with my ladies of the jungle. That'll be $10

http://socialstereotype.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/gangsta-chimpweb.jpg

[SUBMAN1]

Hey, you must be subman... You gotta pay up to play with my ladies of the jungle. That'll be $10

Sorry. Fresh out of cash.

-S

[nikimcbee]

more of Buna'z Lay-deez...

$5.00 for half an hour.
http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x300/Hoos1492/DragQueenMonkey.jpg

[Frame57]

Sort of off topic, but a thought crossed my mind - animals typically can sense a bad person when they can see one. I wonder if this chimp did us all a favor by ripping that lady's face off?

-SI always trusted my Rotties behavior, he spelled it out plainly when he did not like someone. He was going ape**** one day and an alleged cable guy was in the yard. Turns out this was no cable guy but some slickster that was casing the house. It is possible that Travis acted because of this, but it seems that animal behavior specialist seem to think he acted out of jealousy believe it or not. Which definitely leads me to believe that psycho woman was doing the banana dance with Buna I mean Travis...

[Frame57]

Nik where do you get these.....:rotfl:

[Frame57]

Hey, you must be subman... You gotta pay up to play with my ladies of the jungle. That'll be $10

Sorry. Fresh out of cash.

-SBananas are acceptable legal tender:salute:

[nikimcbee]

On a serious note (really), they did a TV show about women who still have the urge to parent but don't want kids, so they get one of those spider monkeys. They are cute when they are babies, but they can become seriously psycotic when the grow up. People forget these are wild animals and not human children. (wait is there a difference between the two:06: )

[nikimcbee]

Hey, you must be subman... You gotta pay up to play with my ladies of the jungle. That'll be $10

Sorry. Fresh out of cash.

-SBananas are acceptable legal tender:salute:
Bah, I can't find a "monkey lawyer" picture :damn: . You beat me to it.:03:

[Frame57]

On a serious note (really), they did a TV show about women who still have the urge to parent but don't want kids, so they get one of those spider monkeys. They are cute when they are babies, but they can become seriously psycotic when the grow up. People forget these are wild animals and not human children. (wait is there a difference between the two:06: )This explains my step kids to a tee. Most normal kids like chocolate, but no not these, they always wanted a banana milkshake when we went to get a burger. Disney has done a bang up jog to instill that animals are really people inside. They are all cute and cuddly till they rip your balls off.

[nikimcbee]

[quote=nikimcbee]Disney has done a bang up jog to instill that animals are really people inside. They are all cute and cuddly till they rip your balls off.

You nailed the source of the problem right there! Plus all of these animal planet show where people are interacting with dangerous animals. I think it gives a false impression of some of these dangerous predators.

[Platapus]

... so they get one of those spider monkeys. They are cute when they are babies, but they can become seriously psycotic when the grow up. People forget these are wild animals and not human children. (wait is there a difference between the two:06: )

And this is a difference with children? They are cute when they are babies but when they become teenagers they become quite psychotic.

Currently dealing with a boomerang, I have serious problems ever referring to kids as grown up. :damn:

[nikimcbee]

I am looking for a girlfriend and I hope that someone could suggest me a
a good blind dating or speed dating address.

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Jim's pretty easy, you could give him a call, but bring lots of beer.

[TarJak]

Jim's pretty easy, you could give him a call, but bring lots of beer.
I hear he's trying to give up smoking too:
http://www.wackynewspodcast.com/images/beermonkey.jpg

http://dailybail.com/storage/boozy%20drunk%20ape%20chimp.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACH EVERSION=1267221005733

[Jimbuna]

I'll let Jim answer that question.:har:

how 'bout: "Gone Bunannas.":haha:
Just think of the fantasy roleplay you could do?:hmmm: you could re-enact all of the Planet of the Apes.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_kDtxVcGGg0c/SA4ytUC2OpI/AAAAAAAAAMo/QyNp-GoSkbA/s400/monkey.jpg

:rotfl: Buna would like that one. I bet he may have had a pin up poster of Zira rather than Farrah....:rotfl:

http://www.criticallayouts.com/images/rsgallery/original/monkey-0214-1.gif

[Jimbuna]

Bah, I can't find a "monkey lawyer" picture :damn: . You beat me to it.:03:


http://images.morris.com/images/athens/mdControlled/cms/2009/02/14/387943139.jpg

[papa_smurf]

I am looking for a name for the escort service so please feel free to advise me with some ideas here...:D

Hows about 'Love4Chimps', or 'Chimp Harmony'

[krashkart]

'Primate Friend Finder'?

[Sailor Steve]

:rotfl2:

A two-year-old thread, resurrected by a spambot!

Suckers. :har:

[krashkart]

:hmmm:

Oh for the love of... :stare::damn:

[Jimbuna]

:rotfl2:

A two-year-old thread, resurrected by a spambot!

Suckers. :har:

LMAO :rotfl2:










:oops:

[TarJak]

There's one of us born every minute.:har::har:

[papa_smurf]

I feel like a right melon:damn:

[Sailor Steve]

Aww, man...

I wouldn't have seen it myself if he hadn't been brigged when I first got here, but now it looks like Neal's blasted him completely.

Oh, well... :dead: