Game: Crush Each Other's Dreams

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but Jimmy Page has a broken wrist and also tonsilitis, so the tour is a flop.

I wish I knew how many steps there are in that stairway to heaven.

[HunterICX]

Granted, but Jimmy Page has a broken wrist and also tonsilitis, so the tour is a flop.

I wish I knew how many steps there are in that stairway to heaven.

Granted, someone with a pistol will let you discover how much stairsteps there are.

I wish I wont screw up landings with a Hawker Tempest V

[TarJak]

Granted you now screw up take offs.

I wish it was earlier than it is.

[Kratos]

Granted: http://s224.photobucket.com/albums/dd320/pasquarade/th_genie9hy.gifYou will need to find your tardis, and now you'll be known as the timelord.

I wish i could catch myself a haggis for my burns night supper?

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but seeing as how it's also Anns birthday today, I'll stick with the vindaloo curry tonight thanks.

I wish water wasn't wet.

[TteFAboB]

Granted, water is dry, and since your body has a bunch of water in it, you dry out instantly before you can consume fire, which is now wet, and die from dehydration.

I wish I could launch fireballs from my hands.

[TarJak]

Granted, but you burn you house down practising.

I wish I had feathers instead of hair.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but watch out it's now turkey season http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v499/c_jane24/Smileys/4_6_100.gif

http://imgcash2.imageshack.us/img265/3228/turkeyseasonzi5.gif

I wish my hunting gun was nearby.

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

granted, its right next to you and when you move you pull the trigger shooting your foot off


i wish i had a car to get to the store easyer

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but you should have wished for a one with equipped with an engine and a full tank of fuel.

I wish weekends were Monday to Sunday.

[Sailor Steve]

Granted, but since you're not working, you lose everything.

I wish I knew what I was doing.

[nikimcbee]

Granted, but then you realize ignorance really was bliss.

I wish I could think of another wish.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but seeing as how you've just made one, you'll have to wait your turn.

I wish I had more time to test GWX2.1.

[Biggles]

Granted, you have more time to play it, but then your computer gets fried from a very nasty virus, that makes havoc of all on your HD. It also spreads to the other users testing GWX 2.1, smashing their computers too, and the entire GWX team'll have to start from the beginning again. Everyone blames you, so you get a perm. ban from SubSim. AND your postcount goes down to 0, so Sailor Steve has nothing to fear from you anymore.

I wish everything in my life would calm down so I can rethink some stupid actions....

[NiclDoe]

Granted but it gets too much and you cant think.
I wish I had the power to tpe very fast.

[nikimcbee]

Granted but it gets too much and you cant think.
I wish I had the power to tpe very fast.

granted!:|\\ But microsoft "spell-checker" charges a $1 for every mis-spelling and deducts it from your bank account.


I wish we could do a sub sim superbowl party @ Subsimo Ranchero with unlimited nachos.:hmm:

[geetrue]

I wish we could do a sub sim superbowl party @ Subsimo Ranchero with unlimited nachos.:hmm:

Subsim superbowl party granted, but the person that made the nacho's forgot to wash their hands and there is only one bathroom which makes us all miss the 2.6 million dollar 30 second Super Bowl comercials. Not to mention the 70 yard touchdown pass that Brady throws to win the Super Bowl ... :o

You can have all of the nachos you want though.

I wish the NFL football season would never end ... Just go into pre-season as soon as the snow melts.

[nikimcbee]

I wish we could do a sub sim superbowl party @ Subsimo Ranchero with unlimited nachos.:hmm:

Subsim superbowl party granted, but the person that made the nacho's forgot to wash their hands and there is only one bathroom which makes us all miss the 2.6 million dollar 30 second Super Bowl comercials. Not to mention the 70 yard touchdown pass that Brady throws to win the Super Bowl ... :o

You can have all of the nachos you want though.

I wish the NFL football season would never end ... Just go into pre-season as soon as the snow melts.


Granted,:up: :up: :rock: :up: :rock: oh, wait, I have to crush this??? damn...:roll:
uh, but, uh , strateegery, Bort and takeda have to take a cross country road trip together....no that would be funny.:roll: wait....I've got it:hmm: Your hero [insert player here] has a career ending injury the first pre-season game.:damn:

I wish...if the Pats win, Takeda has to wear a Brady jersey for the subsim party.:up:

[TarJak]

Granted, but unfortunately you don't make it to the meet and miss the fun.

I wish I could make OFF work.

[Kratos]

Granted: http://s224.photobucket.com/albums/dd320/pasquarade/th_genie9hy.gifbut after the painstaking procedure of installing,You only find out that you cant take off ;)


I wish the daughter would elope instead of organising a complicated wedding?

[Koondawg]

When will Micheal Vic get out of jail?

I wish I could have gotten to crush that coke post...

[Jimbuna]

When will Micheal Vic get out of jail?

I wish I could have gotten to crush that coke post...

Granted, but now you your litigated against by one of the biggest companies in the business world.

I wish rainwater wasn't a wet entity.

[Koondawg]

Granted, but now you your litigated against by one of the biggest companies in the business world.
It's ok Jim... I work for em....

I wish rainwater wasn't a wet entity.
If it wasn't you'de have no excuse for your wet diapers...:rotfl:

I wish I would have invented disposable diapers....

[TteFAboB]

Granted, you are Marion Donovan, the inventor of the disposable diaper, and you have been dead since 1998, so stop being a zombie and go back to your grave.

I wish I had an army of zombie wolves.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but they turn on you, biting you and making one of the living dead.

I wish frogs could fly.

[TarJak]

Granted, they fly though your window and into your supper.

I wish my daughter could remember that mobile phones can't swim.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but you never informed them that neither could the stereo.

I wish my swimming pool wasn't iced over.

[Koondawg]

I wish my swimming pool wasn't iced over.
Blow ballasts it should break through...

I wished I would have bought stock in Google when I had the chance.

[TarJak]

Granted, but when you had a chance the share price was at over $150 and now it's tanked to only $12.

I wish fish could fry.

[Kratos]

Granted: http://s224.photobucket.com/albums/dd320/pasquarade/th_genie9hy.gifbut now the male population of futureland are made redundant,and you have frying fish in charge of all the barbie's

I wish i had track.ir

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but we only discussed wiring up the led's yesterday....patience padwan.

I wish the ****a works :lol:

[TarJak]

Granted, but you better watch out cos it's trying to **** you!

I wish I had something better to wish for.

[Kratos]

HELLO BOYS IT'S BACK :rotfl: :rotfl:

I wish I had something better to wish for.




http://s224.photobucket.com/albums/dd320/pasquarade/th_genie9hy.gif Granted..but my old gran used to say ''be careful what you wish for it might come true''

I wish i hadn't gone back and read this thread ? :lol:

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

o noes ! :lol:

granted, but if you didnt then someone else would have done it.

i wish catgirls were real :D

[DeepIron]

Granted! But soon you get tired of being dusted constantly with catnip and finding large hairballs strewn around the house...

I wish that non-polluting cars would completely replace petroleum fueled autos...:up:

[TteFAboB]

Granted, however, these non-polluting cars run on your good-will instead of petroleum. The supply not lasting very long (c'mon, you're just one guy for millions of cars), you soon find yourself depleted of your will power and returns to this thread begging for someone to wish for cars to run on petroleum again.

No problem: I wish cars continue to run on petroleum.

[nikimcbee]

Granted, however, these non-polluting cars run on your good-will instead of petroleum. The supply not lasting very long (c'mon, you're just one guy for millions of cars), you soon find yourself depleted of your will power and returns to this thread begging for someone to wish for cars to run on petroleum again.

No problem: I wish cars continue to run on petroleum.

Granted! But in a type-o they produce petroleum jelly.


I wish I could have a big Texas BBQ Dinner right now.

[Mikhayl]

Granted! But in a type-o they produce petroleum jelly.


I wish I could have a big Texas BBQ Dinner right now.

Granted, but I'm the cook and you're gonna regret that.

I wish the days would last 48 hours each.

[nikimcbee]

Granted! But in a type-o they produce petroleum jelly.


I wish I could have a big Texas BBQ Dinner right now.

Granted, but I'm the cook and you're gonna regret that.

I wish the days would last 48 hours each.

Granted, but you're in the Twilight zone now where it's Monday and you're stuck at work for 24 hours...everyday.


I wish my work day would get over, so I can go home and get some sleep.

[Tango589]

Granted, but seeing as work pays you by the day, you have to work twice as long for the same money.

I wish I hadn't drunk so much yesterday.

[nikimcbee]

Granted, but seeing as work pays you by the day, you have to work twice as long for the same money.

I wish I hadn't drunk so much yesterday.

Granted and your liver loved the exercise!

I wish the cat thread would come back:hmm:

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but whoever recommences it will forever be known on SS as a 'pussy' http://imgcash5.imageshack.us/img87/8094/cheshirecatrh7.gif

I wish Kratos hadn't reopened this zombie thread http://imgcash6.imageshack.us/img110/1235/zombiexv8.gif http://imgcash6.imageshack.us/img110/1235/zombiexv8.gif http://imgcash6.imageshack.us/img110/1235/zombiexv8.gif

[nikimcbee]

Granted, but whoever recommences it will forever be known on SS as a 'pussy' http://imgcash5.imageshack.us/img87/8094/cheshirecatrh7.gif

I wish Kratos hadn't reopened this zombie thread http://imgcash6.imageshack.us/img110/1235/zombiexv8.gif http://imgcash6.imageshack.us/img110/1235/zombiexv8.gif http://imgcash6.imageshack.us/img110/1235/zombiexv8.gif

Granted, but Kratos had no other choice.

I wish Kratos would open up more threads like this, so I can run my score up.

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

granted, but now Neal deletes those threads and your back at scratch :lol:

i wish my works in progress went good

[TarJak]

Granted.. but it looks like your spell checker failed during the typing.

I wish this thread had a winner.

[Tango589]

Granted, but then we would have to start the whole thing over again.

I wish I lived somewhere sunnier than the UK.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but they don't understand or speak English so you soon become very ;onely and want to move back to the UK.

I wish electricity was free.

[Mikhayl]

Granted, but they don't understand or speak English so you soon become very ;onely and want to move back to the UK.

I wish electricity was free.

Granted by your dear UK government, which raises the fuel price by 75% to compensate.

I wish I had a sailboat to wander around the world.

[Polak]

Granted, but you would sink in the treacherous waters outside Cape Horn, or be captured by pirates around the Horn of Africa.:arrgh!:

I wish that alcohol did not have an damaging effect to my health.

[geetrue]

I wish that alcohol did not have an damaging effect to my health.

Granted, except the well water around your home town has now been declared a bio-hazzard and the only thing left to drink is beer ...

The whole town gets drunk and beats up each other every friday and saturday night, but your the only one in the village that alcohol doesn't effect.

I wish I had a new thin screen HD TV for the football season this year.

[nikimcbee]

I wish that alcohol did not have an damaging effect to my health.

Granted, except the well water around your home town has now been declared a bio-hazzard and the only thing left to drink is beer ...

The whole town gets drunk and beats up each other every friday and saturday night, but your the only one in the village that alcohol doesn't effect.

I wish I had a new thin screen HD TV for the football season this year.

Granted!, unfortuately your kids like to touch the screen because it's "cool."

I wish I could escape from Eugene and go to Seattle today!

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but on ypur arrival you find that Seattle is closed for the easter holiday.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

[Graf Paper]

Granted but, the very thing you would wish for would be busted by the next guy in the thread anyways. :p

I wish I had an SH3 Modding Encyclopedia.

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

granted, but it turns out to be a wrong edition and your moding's turn out horrible

i wish i could afford a original U-boat captain uniform

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but when you buy an alleged real one off E-bay, it turns out to be fake (like millions of other "authentic" things on that site).

I wish for power.

[Kratos]

Granted http://s224.photobucket.com/albums/dd320/pasquarade/th_genie9hy.gifNow you got all the power you need ;):rotfl:
http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/3548/52979501lq0.jpg


I wish it was yesterday ?

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
nice one

[Jimbuna]

Granted, well it was.......yesterday.

I wish you'de hurry up with that home brew.

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd320/pasquarade/drunkcob.gif

[TarJak]

Granted but now it smells and tastes like incompletely brewed home brew.

I wish I knew what to do next.

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted. You must construct additional pylons.

I wish I could have an infinite amount of money and the world's largest revolver.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but due to the worlds major stock markets crashing, money no longer has any value, you starve as a result of being unable to afford to buy food, your body grows weak as a result and you no longer have the strength to physically lift such a large/heavy weapon.

I wish night was day.

[Penelope_Grey]

Granted... but your eyesight is now monochrome which means it doesn't matter if its day or night for you. bwa ha ha ha

I wish I had the same powers Neo had.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, you have the same powers.

I wish I knew who the hell Neo is :doh:

[HunterICX]

Granted, you have the same powers.

I wish I knew who the hell Neo is :doh:

Granted, but you'll have to watch the 3 matrix movies all on your own nonstop without a toilet break.


I wish I had a soda

HunterICX

[Kratos]

I wish I had a soda


http://s224.photobucket.com/albums/dd320/pasquarade/th_genie9hy.gif granted...but shall you take the blue pill or the red pill with it?

I wish i was immortal?

[TarJak]

Granted but then Steel Tomb just keeps shooting you down. :lol:

I wish negativity had a positive side.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but positivity is sometimes viewed nagatively by some people.

I wish water wasn't wet.

[Tango589]

I wish water wasn't wet.

Granted, but now everything else in the world is.

I wish everything was dry.:D

[TarJak]

Granted my beer glass is one of those things so it's your shout!

I wish Tango589 would hurry up with that round.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but he's in such a rush he trips over and spills the lot.

I wish TarJak would get them in next.

[Kratos]

I wish TarJak would get them in next.


http://s224.photobucket.com/albums/dd320/pasquarade/th_genie9hy.gifgranted: but he'll only fetch you the amber ale (fosters) :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I wish the missus would empty this ashtray at my pc? ;)

[TarJak]

Granted, she empties it all over your keyboard.

I wish it was Jimbuna's round next.

[Kratos]

He is round....:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl ::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[HunterICX]

He is round....:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl ::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I hope you do not live closeby Jimbuna :rotfl: , I can hear the clicking of his service pistol already!

HunterICX

[Jimbuna]

Granted, she empties it all over your keyboard.

I wish it was Jimbuna's round next.

Granted, but you'll have to wait until October.

I wish Hunter ICX would get a mic.....and I wish I could find my service pistol.

[Dowly]

Granted, she empties it all over your keyboard.

I wish it was Jimbuna's round next.
Granted, but you'll have to wait until October.

I wish Hunter ICX would get a mic.....and I wish I could find my service pistol.

Granted, but you'd then end up shooting your brains out listening to Hunter's poor scot imitation on some Friday night.

I wish it would be summer already.

[TarJak]

Granted, but now summer is here you wish it was winter again.

I wish subsim had a bar.

[jumpy]

I wish subsim had a bar.
Granted, but you will face a 6 per cent rise on alcohol duties (this will add 4 pence to a pint of beer, 3 pence to a litre of cider, 14 pence to a bottle of wine and 55 pence to a bottle of spirits), then a 'drink escalator' will come into effect, increasing the duty on drink by 2 per cent above inflation for the next four years.


I wish I had another bottle of merlot knocking about.

[HunterICX]

I wish subsim had a bar.
Granted, but you will face a 6 per cent rise on alcohol duties (this will add 4 pence to a pint of beer, 3 pence to a litre of cider, 14 pence to a bottle of wine and 55 pence to a bottle of spirits), then a 'drink escalator' will come into effect, increasing the duty on drink by 2 per cent above inflation for the next four years.


I wish I had another bottle of merlot knocking about.

Granted, but the bottle will be empty as nothing has been said it should be full ;)

I wish it was 20.00PM already so I can go home.

HunterICX

[TteFAboB]

Granted, it's 20.00PM and also your last day of life, and you know it's the last (I'm telling you, afterall), and you know you'll die before 00.00PM. Enjoy.

I wish this thread reaches 500 pages.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but the server goes down at page 499, therefore nobody witnesses this achievement.

I wish I could swim across the English Channel without getting cold.

[TarJak]

Granted but to do so you have to weigh 30 stone of almost pure blubber.

I wish there was some other way.

[nikimcbee]

Granted, but the server goes down at page 499, therefore nobody witnesses this achievement.

I wish I could swim across the English Channel without getting cold.

Granted! But you must first gain 300 pounds of extra fat (not money). While swimming, you are mistaken for a walrus and attacked by killer whales. Or killer wales! damn those crazy Welshmen.:rotfl:

I wish the books I ordered would get here. No, not to this thread, to my house.:roll:

[nikimcbee]

Granted but to do so you have to weigh 30 stone of almost pure blubber.

I wish there was some other way.

Granted, but you need a sapper team to clear the mines.

I wish I could hit "enter" faster than TarJak.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but that would mean your posts would be even more incomprehensible than they already are.

I wish I knew why.

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

granted, but now you know to much about it then you wanted

i wish mail packages wernt so slow

[Trex]

Granted, but then your bills would arrive sooner, too.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but then your bills would arrive sooner, too.

You need to make a wish thus enabling the thread to carry on :lol:

[Dowly]

Granted, but then your bills would arrive sooner, too.
You need to make a wish thus enabling the thread to carry on :lol:

Maybe he left it out on purpose, to see the regulars to the thread panic and run around, waving their hands and yelling the end of the world. :rotfl:

[TarJak]

I wish this thread would stop for a lot longer than it just did.

[Trex]

"Please be gentle - this is my first time."

Granted, but your bills will arrive sooner, too.

I wish I could see this cursor better.

[TteFAboB]

Granted, you can perfectly see the cursor. But where's the mouse to move it? You can't see it!

I wish the Olympic torch would pass by so I could use excessive force to put it out.

[Dowly]

Granted, you can perfectly see the cursor. But where's the mouse to move it? You can't see it!

I wish the Olympic torch would pass by so I could use excessive force to put it out.
Granted, but the police would tackle you down and put you in jail for 4 years and as if that wouldnt be bad enough, the Olympic fanatics would start to send you deaththreats for putting their "holy" symbol out.

I wish my job would start already so I can get it over with.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but then you wake up and realise you were dreaming. Ferrets are too lazy to work.

I wish you could talk.

[Graf Paper]

Granted, but he incessantly chatters on about climbing things and which of your personal items he likes to "mark".

I wish people would stop grumbling about this thread continuing.

[Tango589]

I wish people would stop grumbling about this thread continuing.

Granted, but it goes on for ever and ever and eventually takes over the whole subsim site.

I wish I could time-travel.

[Graf Paper]

Granted, but due to an accident with your time machine, a chicken, and a rubber band you are now your own great-grandfather! ;)

I wish I had $3,000 to blow on a new computer system that would make the geekiest nerd die of ecstasy.

[Biggles]

Granted, but it'll be out of date in a year.

I wish I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, they arrive......unexpectedly.

I wish I knew why I was posting this.

[HunterICX]

Granted, they arrive......unexpectedly.

I wish I knew why I was posting this.

Granted, you will lose all your posts as you probally didnt know why you posted those either.

I wish a bottle of cold German Beer

HunterICX

[TarJak]

Granted but honestly a bottle of Leffe isn't that great. :lol:

I wish I had a case of Grange Hermitage from each vintage since 1951.

[TteFAboB]

Granted, you have all the cases since 1951, they're made of a pretty wood and are nice to look at. They're all empty of bottles though, you didn't wish for those.

I wish laptop batteries would last 12 hours without recharge.

[TarJak]

Granted but they explode in your lap at the end of that time pouring molten plastic and silicon all over your legs.

I wish I'd wished for cases with full bottles of Grange.

[Kratos]

I wish I'd wished for cases with full bottles of Grange.

Granted: but that means you'll have to spend quite a few of them big white five pound notes you got stashed away ;)

I wish i understood the meaning of life ?

[nikimcbee]

I wish I'd wished for cases with full bottles of Grange.

Granted: but that means you'll have to spend quite a few of them big white five pound notes you got stashed away ;)

I wish i understood the meaning of life ?
Granted, but you accidently set the subtitles on Chinese and you lost the remote.

I wish I could learn Korean as fast as I learned Russian.

[Biggles]

Granted, but you mix the languages up, and when you try to use them, you make no sense.

I wish.....my cactus wasn't so old...

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but being younger means it's only a fraction of it's former size.

I wish pain didn't hurt.

[Kratos]

I wish pain didn't hurt.
Granted: http://s224.photobucket.com/albums/dd320/pasquarade/th_genie9hy.gifSo the next time you go in your pocket to buy a round of drinks ..(IT WONT HURT) ;)

I wish ..these bloody grandkids would go home?

[nikimcbee]

I wish pain didn't hurt.
Granted: http://s224.photobucket.com/albums/dd320/pasquarade/th_genie9hy.gifSo the next time you go in your pocket to buy a round of drinks ..(IT WONT HURT) ;)

I wish ..these bloody grandkids would go home?

Granted! ..but 10 minutes later, you are bitching how lonely you are and then you call them on the phone asking:" when are you coming back?"


I wish there was another cat thread to post in.:hmm:

[TarJak]

Granted but your dog eats all the posts.

I wish my wireless card would stop causing BSOD's:damn:

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but now they're all green in colour.

I wish DVLA had the registration 'SH3 GWX' available for my new set of wheels.

[nikimcbee]

Granted, but now they're all green in colour.

I wish DVLA had the registration 'SH3 GWX' available for my new set of wheels.

Granted! But the hippies see the "G-W" part, and tear your motor-vehicle apart (assuming you are aBush lover)


I wish Jimbuna would spell color correctly.

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but H.P. Lovecraft appears as a zombie and kills him for infringing on his own perfect writing style and for stealing the word from his short story "The Colour Out of Space".

I wish I had peppermints that filled my entire master bedroom.

[TarJak]

Granted, but unfortunately now you have to eat them all before going to bed.

I wish I'd spent less yesterday.

[Graf Paper]

Granted but now you'll just have to spend more tomorrow!

I wish I had a larger mug for my next cup of coffee.

[Kratos]

I wish I had a larger mug for my next cup of coffee.
Granted: Then you realise the huge mug that the missus made your coffee in, came from under the bed. ;)

I wish I could decide what wide screen monitor to buy?

[Jimbuna]

Granted, you have decided to purchase mine, so now I can purchase an even bigger one.

I wish I could decide how much to overcharge you by.

[Graf Paper]

Granted, Kratos purchases your old monitor at a substantial markup but this leads to a "snowball" effect that causes prices in the computer market to skyrocket across the board, thus causing your new monitor's price to offset your profit to the degree that you can only afford one smaller than what you just sold!

I wish this "coffee mug" my wife obtained from under the bed didn't make this cup o' joe taste so funky.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, now it tastes like p*ss.

I wish my wife could make a curry like I do.

[Kratos]

I wish my wife could make a curry like I do.

Granted: but when you give her the phone number for the local takeaway, your secrets out ;)

I wish I could think of a wish? :lol:

[TarJak]

Granted, but the wish you thought of was so disgusting it can't be repeated here.

I wish I didn't have to go to my next meeting.

[nikimcbee]

Granted, but the wish you thought of was so disgusting it can't be repeated here.

I wish I didn't have to go to my next meeting.

Granted! but the doctor does make house calls.
I wish I could figure out why SH4 looses so much fuel while out on patrol.:roll:

[HunterICX]

Granted, but the wish you thought of was so disgusting it can't be repeated here.

I wish I didn't have to go to my next meeting.

Granted! but the doctor does make house calls.
I wish I could figure out why SH4 looses so much fuel while out on patrol.:roll:

Granted, you find out that Rocky Mcbee is tearing up the fueltanks, and he will be court martialed for it.

I wish it was tommorow already...

[mcf1]

Granted, but if it was already tommorow means you have a day less to live and you would have to repeat todays routine all over again.

I wish I had found something better to write...

[TarJak]

Granted, but because you plagiarised it you are now being sued for breach of copyright.

I wish Kratos would lend me a fiver.

[Kratos]

I wish Kratos would lend me a fiver.

Granted:be careful where you spend it though ;)
http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd320/pasquarade/beanfiver.jpg

I wish i had a load of real fivers?

[Geno_Mariner]

granted but you find they are counterfeits

I wish I could go on a F-111 Albatross/Electricfox :lol:

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but can you get off again.

I wish I could get the number plate of my choice for my new car.

[Kratos]

I wish I could get the number plate of my choice for my new car

Granted: i would let you have mine,but seeing you tried to rip me off with the monitor,;) I'll put it on ebay and the other gwx enthusiasts will put the price up.;)

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd320/pasquarade/platescopy.jpg


I wish i never upset the missus this morning?

[Jimbuna]

Granted, you upset her last night instead.

I wish your missus would stop phoning me when she is upset.

[TarJak]

Granted, she now phones your missus which in turn upsets her and she gets upset at you both.

I wish I could get a better discount on my new car.

[Graf Paper]

Granted. The auto seller removes 20% of the car's value. You can have the brakes and roof back as soon as you can afford them!

I wish I could avoid the wife's list of my chores for spring cleaning this year and play SH3 today.

[Hakahura]

Granted, you may play SH3 today. However due to a lack of spring cleaning your PC will choke and die through dust. Just before you launch the convoy attack you spent 3 hours getting into position for.

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow...

[Jimbuna]

Granted, you take the day off, stop in bed and your boss sacks you when he finds out.

I wish my boss appreciated me more.

[HunterICX]

Granted, you take the day off, stop in bed and your boss sacks you when he finds out.

I wish my boss appreciated me more.

Granted, you get a raise, more day offs...but when you are working he is having some bedroom fun with your wife

I wish I didnt grant that wish

HunterICX

[TarJak]

Granted, Jim is now Chief Constable and is working with Interpol to locate you as I type.

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

[Graf Paper]

Granted, but now you realize those extra hours are going to get filled up with more work that you're behind on anyways.

I wish I had a bionic spine.

[Kratos]

I wish I had a bionic spine.

Granted: then you realise that the chip installed in the bionic spine can be activated via a t.v. remote, and the neighbours have you doing some amazing stuff.

I wish i had a spare battery for this damn pen on my graphics tablet?

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but your missus goes mad when she realises you took it out of her favourite toy.

I wish GWX2.1 users an exciting gaming experience.

[Kratos]

I wish GWX2.1 users an exciting gaming experience.

Granted: till they find out Privateer put more than easter eggs in the installer :lol:

I wish microsuck would get there act together with hotfixes?

[TarJak]

Granted, nut then they start asking when GWX for SH4 will be released. And we have to keep saying it will be ready when it's ready again.

I wish filefront would let my GWX2.1 upload complete without error.

[KeptinCranky]

Granted Tarjak,

but then about 4 seconds later you'd receive the dreaded "your files are up for deletion" email :doh:

I wish I could have one day, just one mind you, without having to tell one of those people that call me for tech support where their frikkin spacebar is!

[HunterICX]

Granted Tarjak,

but then about 4 seconds later you'd receive the dreaded "your files are up for deletion" email :doh:

I wish I could have one day, just one mind you, without having to tell one of those people that call me for tech support where their frikkin spacebar is!

Granted, now people will call you all day to ask where the Enter button is.

I wish there was a easier way to beat the spaniards in Rome Total War game.

HunterICX

[nikimcbee]

Granted Tarjak,

but then about 4 seconds later you'd receive the dreaded "your files are up for deletion" email :doh:

I wish I could have one day, just one mind you, without having to tell one of those people that call me for tech support where their frikkin spacebar is!

Granted, now people will call you all day to ask where the Enter button is.

I wish there was a easier way to beat the spaniards in Rome Total War game.

HunterICX
Granted: It's called "Ctrl"+"Alt"+"Del"

I wish I could get somebody to play SH3 online with me.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but they're interpretation of what SH3 means has nothing to do with submarines and your wife is non pleased to see their eel on your monitor.

I wish this weekend is going to be a not too hectic one and allow me to actually play GWX2.1.

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/9678/gwx21gifuj3.gif

[TarJak]

Granted but you find playing it from your hospital bed less comfortable that you would have liked.

I wish North was South.

[KeptinCranky]

Granted, but you'll have a hell off a time keeping the polar bears off of your back porch, and the barbecue's definitely not going to be fun :D


I wish my tax-forms would just fill in themselves :shifty:

[TarJak]

Granted, but now the tax man wants to do an audit and because they filled out that you were a 75 yo pensioner with no income they want to know about how you paid for your new car...

I wish the polar bears would get off my back porch.

[Graf Paper]

Granted but they developed a taste for that barbecue and took the barbie with them!

I wish someday there will be a full release of GWX 2.1 instead of having to patch it on top of 2.0. :p

(Sorry, Grey Wolves, I just had to get a dig in somehow. :lol: )

[nikimcbee]

Granted but they developed a taste for that barbecue and took the barbie with them!

I wish someday there will be a full release of GWX 2.1 instead of having to patch it on top of 2.0. :p

(Sorry, Grey Wolves, I just had to get a dig in somehow. :lol: )

Granted! ...but you find yourself playing SH4 more and have no need for any GWX mod for SH3.


I wish we had a subsim fantasy football (not euro football:roll: ) league, so my team could have its way with Takeda's team again.

[TarJak]

Granted, but we really shouldn't be posting about what your team do in the showers to Takeda's.:oops::rotfl:

I wish I had another beer in the fridge.

[nikimcbee]

Granted, but we really shouldn't be posting about what your team do in the showers to Takeda's.:oops::rotfl:

I wish I had another beer in the fridge.

Granted! But subman1 just visited your fridge.:hmm: :()1:

I wish I had an R/C u-boat model.:lurk:

[Geno_Mariner]

Granted but it breaks into million pieces as soon as you play with it

I wish I could have enough money to go to Pripyat in Ukraine this year

[nikimcbee]

Granted but it breaks into million pieces as soon as you play with it

I wish I could have enough money to go to Pripyat in Ukraine this year

Granted! But you wake up the next morning to realize it's July 1941 and you're in the marshes. man you picked a bad year to go to Ukraine.

I wish jimbuna and/or steed would find this thread: http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?p=841565#post841565
:hmm:

[Jimbuna]

Granted, I did, but I was too late for the battle and only witnessed the American retreat.

I wish we still ruled America.

http://imgcash3.imageshack.us/img412/4774/thumbsuplargeon1.gif

[nikimcbee]

Granted, I did, but I was too late for the battle and only witnessed the American retreat.

I wish we still ruled America.

http://imgcash3.imageshack.us/img412/4774/thumbsuplargeon1.gif

Granted, but as ruler, you must wear the powdered wig and red coat....all the time!

I wish subsim had a theme song.:hmm:

[Jimbuna]

Granted, here (http://jimbuna.youaremighty.com/) it is.



I wish everyone would pay me royalties.

[TarJak]

Granted, you get royalties of one small dried dog dropping for every time you post with a smilie.

I wish petrol wasn't so expensive.

[nikimcbee]

Granted, you get royalties of one small dried dog dropping for every time you post with a smilie.

I wish petrol wasn't so expensive.

Granted! ...and you smile everytime you fill your car up, knowing that your money is going to a greater good.

I wish I could get these Boney-m songs out of my head. I mean, I keep seeing Jimbuna dancing around in the leisuresuit singing "Daddy Cool" :o .

[Kratos]

Granted: but everytime you get the images out of your head,this one comes back to haunt you :rotfl:http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd320/pasquarade/Belly.gif

I wish i never drank that rum last night :cry:?

[Mikhayl]

Granted, the effects of the rum are gone but now you remember what you did with that funny looking man who called you "handsome".

I wish I would never get any CTD anymore, ever.

[nikimcbee]

Granted, the effects of the rum are gone but now you remember what you did with that funny looking man who called you "handsome".

I wish I would never get any CTD anymore, ever.

Granted, you find out it was only a type-o and the medical note has an "S" instead of a "C".

I wish I didn't look at Krato's last post, now I'm metally scarred:dead: and my eyes hurt.:dead:

[Jimbuna]

Granted, you were actually looking at this http://www.smileygenerator.us/community/uploads/stripshy.gif

I wish I hadn't been busier earlier because I'd have really enjoyed responding to the previous posts by you and kratos http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/4726/hirsch07pr7.gif http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/1668/kiltie1jm9.gif http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/4918/55138pv2.gif

[nikimcbee]

Granted, you were actually looking at this http://www.smileygenerator.us/community/uploads/stripshy.gif

I wish I hadn't been busier earlier because I'd have really enjoyed responding to the previous posts by you and kratos http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/4726/hirsch07pr7.gif http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/1668/kiltie1jm9.gif http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/4918/55138pv2.gif

Granted, but now I'm really freekin' confused.

I wish i would have nice weather for my weakend.:roll:

[Dowly]

Granted, but as the weekend starts to be over, this comes waaay to late. Better luck next time!

I wish my vodka bottle would never go dry. :hmm:

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but you eventually drink so much that it kills you from liver failure.

I wish that every day of my life was a Friday and then a Saturday.

[Jimbuna]

Granted but it'd just be like Groundhog Day and I married the beautiful girl before you.

I wish next month would come last year.

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but a time paradox fluctuates the space-time barrier and reality literally rips into a hundred thousand million billion trillion billion trillion pieces.

I wish I could murder one person without being caught.

[TarJak]

Granted, but despite not being caught you are wracked with guilt and commit suicide.

I wish this and the previous post were not so morbid.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, everybody falls into fits of laughter and raptures.

I wish kratos would replenish my empty bottle.

[HunterICX]

Granted, Kratos took a wee in on of the bottles and you not knowing that, grabbed the bottle, poured kratos wee down your throat and made a sound of satisfaction when it was empty ''Aaaaahh'', and just after that , kratos sais ''Oi...I took a piss in that''

I wish the painter will do the job nicely on the shop exterior I work in.

HunterICX

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but he has painted lifesize pink elephants on every wall. The shop owner sacks you because you were supposed to be overseeing the work.

I wish wishes were real.

[TarJak]

Granted, unfortunately it was the one about Kratos replenishing your bottle that came true.

I wish I had a fish.

[Kratos]

I wish I had a fish.

Granted.http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd320/pasquarade/2fishcaught.gifBut you forget to take the hook out, before you barbee the bugger and the hook gets stuck in your gullet.


I wish i had a bigger fish?

[Jimbuna]

Granted, [/URL] but you don't have a frying pan big enough to cook it in.

[URL="http://imageshack.us/"]http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/8215/moving20whaleqe9.gif (http://imageshack.us)

I wish paint came out of the pot dry.

[TarJak]

Granted, but how would you paint with it? Your walls are still the same colour they were before the paint came out of the tin.

I wish Jim knew the difference between fish and mammals.:lol:

[Tango589]

Granted, but how would you paint with it? Your walls are still the same colour they were before the paint came out of the tin.

I wish Jim knew the difference between fish and mammals.:lol:

Granted, but now he gets confused between amphibians and birds.:88)

I wish my cats would stop hogging the heat from the fire.

[nikimcbee]

Granted, but how would you paint with it? Your walls are still the same colour they were before the paint came out of the tin.

I wish Jim knew the difference between fish and mammals.:lol:

Granted, but now he gets confused between amphibians and birds.:88)

I wish my cats would stop hogging the heat from the fire.

Granted! But they charge you twice as much for the heating bill.

I wish I had an alligator in my kitchen.

[Safe-Keeper]

Granted, but it eats you and goes back to waiting for NorOps, which I wish, by the way, was finished and had a gazillion new ships and guns and planes and lots of eyecandy:ping:.

[Ishmael]

Granted, but it eats you and goes back to waiting for NorOps, which I wish, by the way, was finished and had a gazillion new ships and guns and planes and lots of eyecandy:ping:.

Granted. But it turns out they're all real and plan on invading...your house.


I wish Osama bin-Laden was gay.

[Biggles]

Granted, but he is not interested in you.

I wish I was happy.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but it doesn't last long because Finland hammer you at ice hockey.

I wish sugar wasn't sweet.

[Ishmael]

Granted, but he is not interested in you.

I wish I was happy.

To quote Mel Brooks and Richard Pryor,

Jim (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000698/): Uh-oh, Bart. I think Mongo here's taken a liking to you.
Mongo (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0440090/): Huh-huh, naw, Mongo straight.


Mongo (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0440090/): Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

[TarJak]

Granted, but it doesn't last long because Finland hammer you at ice hockey.

I wish sugar wasn't sweet.Granted but as it is now sour your tea tastes like Osama bin-Laden took a tinkle in it.

I wish Ishmael knew how to play this game.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but the eventual outcome is irrelevant because he doesn't bother posting anymore.

I wish I hadn't forgotten what I was about to type.

[Kratos]

I wish I hadn't forgotten what I was about to type
Granted: by the time you remember what you wanted to post you'll be too old, and nobody would make any sense of it anyway.;)

I wish I didnt have to go to the doctors today?

[Biggles]

Granted, the doctors calls you at home and tells you not to come, since they don't want to catch the very rare and dangerous disease that you have.

I wish it was the second of May tomorrow.

[Ishmael]

Granted, the doctors calls you at home and tells you not to come, since they don't want to catch the very rare and dangerous disease that you have.

I wish it was the second of May tomorrow.

Granted. However, the time compression required to advance you to the 2nd accelerates the aging process adding a year to your life for every day in the future you advance adding eight years to your age.

I wish I wasn't so irrelevant and posted more.

[nikimcbee]

Granted, the doctors calls you at home and tells you not to come, since they don't want to catch the very rare and dangerous disease that you have.

I wish it was the second of May tomorrow.

Granted. However, the time compression required to advance you to the 2nd accelerates the aging process adding a year to your life for every day in the future you advance adding eight years to your age.

I wish I wasn't so irrelevant and posted more.
Granted, Just tell us more navy stories!

I wish I had a pizza.

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but they burned the cheese!!

I wish I had a free book.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but you forgot to bring your glasses so your unable to read it.

I wish I could tell jokes like this one:

A man is walking in London, when it suddenly starts raining so he takes shelter in a peek-a-boo sex shop & pays £50 to get in. He's then confronted by 3 doors.
They read "Blonde", "Brunette" and "Black". He chooses "Blonde", only to be confronted by 3 more doors reading "Small Tits", "Medium Tits" or "Big Tits".
This time he chooses "Big Tits" only to be again confronted with 3 more doors reading "Small Cu*t", "Large Cu*t", "Wet Cu*t".
Somewhat excited now, he chooses "Wet Cu*t", pushes his way through the door, and finds himself back out in the rain.

[TarJak]

Granted, granted but noone laughs.

I wish that I had another full bottle of Penfolds Grange Hermitage.

[Dowly]

Granted, but despite your best efforts, no one could understand what you are trying to say. SubSim would be filled with posts saying how much you love everyone and everything, especially your Penfold bottle.

I wish I could find a good picture of an Luftwaffe uniform jacket that is open for my little project. :-?

[Polak]

Granted, but you get MOSSAD after you since they start to suspect you as an fanatical member of the ODESSA organization, who's searching for remaining Nazi relics.

I wish I had more vodka this evening...

[TarJak]

Granted but then you can't have any vodka tomorrow cos you drank it all.

I wish I had a few more bricks to build my chimney higher.

[nikimcbee]

Granted but then you can't have any vodka tomorrow cos you drank it all.

I wish I had a few more bricks to build my chimney higher.


Granted, but the Aussie gov't introduces a new green tax based on chimney height.:up:

I wish Pink Floyd would go on tour.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but the tour doesn't include a visit to the US, so you don't get to see them.

I wish income tax would be abolished.

[Tango589]

Granted, but everything else gets insanely expensive to compensate.

I wish my car ran on fresh air instead of stupidly expensive petrol.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but because of global warming, the engine soon overheats and explodes.

I wish I had a Replicator like the one on DS9 in my house.

[kurtz]

Granted, but the button sticks in and you drown in Newscastle Brown.

I wish it was Friday night again:doh:

[Rilder]

Granted but you have to work the weekend.

I wish my isp would provide a reliable service.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but because of the faultless service they provide their charges go up double.

I wish I could afford to retire.

[TarJak]

Granted, but now your missus wants you to work around the house.

I wish I knew the lotto numbers for Tuesday draw today.

[Rilder]

Granted, So does everybody else and you only win 20 cents.

I wish I had a cheeseburger right now.

[nikimcbee]

Granted, So does everybody else and you only win 20 cents.

I wish I had a cheeseburger right now.

Granted, but when you look away Ol' McBee jumps on the table and helps himself to your cheeseburger!

I wish I had someone to play SH4 with tomorrow:hmm:

[Kratos]

I wish I had someone to play SH4 with tomorrow:hmm:
http://s224.photobucket.com/albums/dd320/pasquarade/th_genie9hy.gif Granted: Ol'McBee's a clever pooch ..and he'll whup the ass of you ;)

I wish them Flocking seagulls would find somewhere else to nest and procreate ?
the roof of my house is starting to look like the cliffs of dover!

[TarJak]

Granted, they've now found their way into your front room and have turned your sofa into a large and comfy nest.

I wish my work laptop was more powerful.

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but it uses so much power that your electric bill soars to new highs. Slowly becoming a slave to it, you don't care. Eventually, you one day pass out from exhaustion with the laptop turned on and setting on your lap. The computer is so powerful that it continues to heat up until the plastic beings to melt. You're sitting there in your underwear, so it melts into your skin. By the time you wake up, it's too late. The plastic has melted into your skin. You try to pull the laptop off, but it only rips your skin off down to the muscle. Unfortunately, you have no more money to pay for proper medical care. You wrap a scarf around both your legs, only to suffer from the wool sticking to the goo and puss inside the wounds. Eventually, you contract gangrene, and you are forced to do a self-amputation. The event is agonizing, as you must do it with a plastic meal knife. Unfortunately, you cannot stop the bleeding, and you die from bleeding to death and from an induced coma from shock, a very horrible way to go.

I wish for a magic fish that would grant any wish that I would want and it would be presented with a ceremonial waterproof hat, dagger, and an official certificate for its rock home that reads, "I am Bob, and this is my home."

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but you forget to feed it so it dies and you don't get any wishes.

I wish it wasn't raining right now.

[HunterICX]

Granted, now you have a Blizzard over there.

I wish, people wont come with dumb question like ''Do you rent out Jet-ski's'' while our company only Rents/Sell Yamaha Motorbikes.:damn:

HunterICX

[Jimbuna]

Granted, they now ask if you sell Yamaha Organs.

I wish alpha could be exchanged for beta.

[Rilder]

Granted but beta is quickly exchanged for Delta.

I wish I had some more cheese.

[Tango589]

Granted but beta is quickly exchanged for Delta.

I wish I had some more cheese.

Granted, but its that disgusting low fat stuff.

I wish I could think of a wish....seriousy, I can't think of anything!

[TarJak]

Granted and your wish is for me to become ultimate ruler of the universe. (Not that I'm a megalomaniac or anything).

I wish I were ultimate ruler of the universe.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but that's only because your the only person in your universe.

I wish I could afford to buy my own private jet.

[HunterICX]

Granted, but that's only because your the only person in your universe.

I wish I could afford to buy my own private jet.

Granted , but I'm the pilot so fasten your seatbelt ;)

I wish I knew how the landing would go in the private jet

HunterICX

[TarJak]

Granted, Sadly you do know how the landing will go. Same as all the others...:dead:

I wish my universe was bigger.

[Graf Paper]

Granted, you are now the sole ruler of precisely .0000000000001 cubic meters more space than you had.

I wish the motherboard on my spare computer hadn't blown out in the middle of setting up a Starcraft server.

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted. As you turn it off, it explodes and the entire computer hard drive shatters into a thousand sharp plastic pieces. They shoot into your legs, and you must have the pieces pulled out. Oh, and the doctors aren't willing to give you anthestetic.

I wish I had a whole country under my leadership.

[TarJak]

Granted, you are now Robert Mugabe in charge of Zimbabwe.

I wish cars could safely drive by themselves.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, so the Government rescind all driving licences and you can't drive anything more powerful than a skate board.

I wish milk was a different colour to white and came from sheep.

[Dowly]

Granted, so the Government rescind all driving licences and you can't drive anything more powerful than a skate board.

I wish milk was a different colour to white and came from sheep.

Granted, but now it's colored piss-yellow.

I wish Vimeo would have greater than 500meg upload limit per week. :hmm:

[Jimbuna]

LOL

Granted, it's now 501MB but the price has also doubled for the service as a result.

I wish Finland had real money instead of that Monopoly stuff.

[TarJak]

Granted, they have adopted the British Pound devaluing it by 3000% overnight.

I wish you well.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but I am so well that the Occ Health Physician delays my retirement for anothet 12 months.

I wish I understood the thoery of evolution.

[Kratos]

I wish I understood the thoery of evolution.
http://s224.photobucket.com/albums/dd320/pasquarade/th_genie9hy.gif Granted: As Darwin's ''THEORY'' ;) is becoming available on line to read,by the time you finish reading it you'll be to old to understand what the hell you read in the first place.Then your back to square one. http://www.tintdude.com/forum/style_emoticons/default/hmmmmmmm.gif

I wish i had a rifle for these damn seagulls ?

[TarJak]

Granted, each and every one of those damn seagulls is now armed with an AK47 locked and loaded and they are a huntin' Kratos.

I wish Beethoven had finished his "unfinished" 10th symphony.

[nikimcbee]

Granted, each and every one of those damn seagulls is now armed with an AK47 locked and loaded and they are a huntin' Kratos.

I wish Beethoven had finished his "unfinished" 10th symphony.

Granted, But Brittney Spears buys the rights to it. Chaos ensues.

I wish Dowly would quit changing his signature. I can't keep track anymore.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but it's yours he keeps changing instead, which confuses you even more.

I wish I knew what confuses me the most.

[Kratos]

I wish I knew what confuses me the most.

http://s224.photobucket.com/albums/dd320/pasquarade/th_genie9hy.gif Granted: But If tell you, you'll be even more confused http://www.tintdude.com/forum/style_emoticons/default/hmmmmmmm.gif

i wish I didn't have two thumbs on each hand when i'm typing?

[Mikhayl]

Granted, but your last chance to become a football star vanishes as your extra thumb.

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/8750/fabinhoch7.jpg

I wish I could live without ever having to sleep at all.

[Dowly]

Granted, but your last chance to become a football star vanishes as your extra thumb.

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/8750/fabinhoch7.jpg

I wish I could live without ever having to sleep at all.

Granted, but eventually, you'd end up looking like the guy in 'The Machinist' (http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/061017/155113__machinist_l.jpg).

I wish it would be Saturday so I could watch the Finland - Germany hockey game. :yep:

[TarJak]

Granted, but as the result is Finland 0 - Germany 5 you go into Sunday in a foul mood.

I wish my new car would get delivered today.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but seeing as how my new Focus was delivered 2 weeks ago, all that is left are second hand ones for you.

I wish I could source a U-boat emblems book that was in colour.

[nikimcbee]

Granted, but seeing as how my new Focus was delivered 2 weeks ago, all that is left are second hand ones for you.

I wish I could source a U-boat emblems book that was in colour.

Granted, but everybody knows dogs only see in black or white.

I wish this political season would go away.:up:

[TarJak]

Granted, but you know the next one is just around the corner because your system takes so long to get to a result.

I wish someone would sort this out.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, the US adopt the British monarchy system and there is no longer a need for political gerrymandering.

I wish I was the monarch.

[jumpy]

Granted, but now you're Edward II of England (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_II_of_England) :o:o

I wish we has statesman instead of politicians.

[TarJak]

Granted, now that all your politicians come from the States, you now have gerrymandering and no monarch.

I wish politicians would do what's best for the country instead of what's best for themselves.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but certain countries are suddenly filled to 100x over capacity due to tighter immigration laws.

I wish politicians were like cattle and we could give them a prod now and then.

[nikimcbee]

Granted, but certain countries are suddenly filled to 100x over capacity due to tighter immigration laws.

I wish politicians were like cattle and we could give them a prod now and then.

Granted, but these cattle prod back.
I wish all three political candidates would just go away, and take their commercials with them.

[TarJak]

Granted, they go away with their commercials and are replaced by a fierce dictator 100 times nastier than Hitler, Stalin and Robert Mugabe.

I wish someone would take me to lunch.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but they have no money so you end up paying the bill.

I wish someone with money would take me to lunch.

[TarJak]

Granted but they take you Mc Donalds and only have the money for a 3 pack of Mc Nuggets.

I wish I had a new camera.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but what you consider to be new is actually Dans old one.

I wish my female colleague sitting opposite me would stop babbling like a village eejit.

[Kapitan]

granted but she is talking about how bad you are in bed.

I wish i cud date that girl in the store :D

[TarJak]

Granted, but it turns out to be the same colleague of Jim's and you catch a nasty disease from her.

I wish I had a personal submarine.

[Kapitan]

granted but it will leak and sink to the bottom with you

i wish i could have thursday off instead of tommorrow.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but now your at work because it's today.

I wish the world was never enough.

[TarJak]

Granted, it never was and never will be but you'll never know about it either.

I wish I understood what I just typed.