Meet Undine, aka HMS Unbeaten the invincible bitch.
North Sea, clear weather, stock game with IRAI. At visual contact, she change course and head in my direction at full speed. Jumped over the tower and maned the deck gun by myself: "bring it on biatch!" Just when she got in my gun sight, she dive. Got scared as I was expecting a salvo, so I jumped into the hole and ordered crash dive. But seems like she was out of ammo, so was time to kick back:
Loss einz!
Loss zwei!!
LOSS DREI!!!
FFS.. surface the boat, we ram her! (Ofc, no luck ... she dodged every attempt :/ )
Oy down there, gtfu and fight like a man!
*its a long way to...*
Argh.. oke, thats it, dive.. we push her down!!! DIVE DIVE!!!
*UP UP!! BLOW BALAST!!!*
FFS.. full back, open tube 1! LOSS!
Yes!!! Open tube 2.. LOSS!!
*Bonk! Bonk!*
WTF ... dude torpedo?! *silence*
Open tube 3.. LOSS!!!!!!!!!
*bonk*
OMFG.. u have to be kidding me!!! Surface and lets try to ram her for the last time!
*its a long way to...*
Tip: Avoid this bitch, not worth it. Tho.. was one of the best moments I had in SH so far
