I would like more screenies of SHV, for I have a Chinchilla

[pythos]

and every hour that another pic does not show up, I will pet that chinchilla. (chinchillas hate being petted). and it will annoy him.

*I thought this would be better than the puppy thread, plus I was bored, and I do want to see more pics;)*

[nattydread]

Mommmmm!...he's doooooing it agaaaain!:wah:

[d@rk51d3]

Can you actually see pics, when youre in the brig? :rotfl:

[Gotmilk]

here ya go.

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/6550/wrum.jpg
(http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/6550/wrum.jpg)

[karamazovnew]

You can see part of the interface here.
http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/5773/sh5.jpg (http://img84.imageshack.us/i/sh5.jpg/)

[longam]

The laser eyed watchmen have been improved.

http://www.umk3.net/images/portrait/classic_sub_zero.gif

[Nexus7]

Here I managed to find an exciting preview of the camera view :rock:

http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/5335/84028397.jpg

[mookiemookie]

It's the star of the trailer, the cook!

http://imgur.com/v37C9.png

[AVGWarhawk]

Mookie :har:

[ReallyDedPoet]

Mookie :har:

Ditto, good one :D:D

[Takeda Shingen]

So I can expect the following ingame:

Me: Battlestations!
IWO: To Battlestations. Battlestations manned and ready.
Cook: Wanna try my soup?
Me: No. Periscope depth. Ahead one third. Left 15 degrees rudder. Come to course 130.
LI: Periscope depth, left 15. degrees rudder. To course 130, aye.
Cook: Wanna try my soup?
Me: No. What are you doing in the control room anyway?
Cook: Wanna try my soup?
Me: Again, no.
Sonar: High speed screws detected. Bearing 095. Moving right.
Me: Very well. Continue your turn.
LI: Continue turn aye.
Sonar: Contact is increasing speed.
Me: Going to the tower. Up scope.
Sonar: Contact is closing!
Cook: Wanna try my soup?
Me: Gah! What the hell? You followed me into the conning tower?
Cook: Wanna try my soup?
Me: This is really not the best time.
Sonar: Depth charges dropped!
LI: Comparment is flooded. Pumps are damaged. Battery damaged. Electrical power offline. Approaching crush depth.
Cook: Wanna try my soup?

[pythos]

Oh man, I did not expect this lunacy.

That new interface is fantastic looking, wow I felt like I was back in 1989!! with silent service's interface.

And I can't wait for my sub to get torn out of the water up to one of those laser eyed look outs and here "GET OVER HEAR", just before my boat's engines are ripped out while a big voice says "FINISH HIM"

This game looks so promising.

The chef though...he should be the Swedish chef.

[Takeda Shingen]

Don't forget the new AA interface!

http://cultblender.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/space_invaders.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

Oh crud! Once again we're being attacked by way too many planes!:dead::rotfl:

[AVGWarhawk]

Opening splash screen:

http://www.purefunland.com/downloads/Games/submarine300pix.gif

[AVGWarhawk]

New death screen:

http://aftenposten.cellus.no/static/java_games/SubmarineCrusher_01.gif

[longam]

The Wolf Packs are in Development....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v401/URockMySocks/3wolvesHumping.jpg

[AVGWarhawk]

New UZO:
http://cdn2.myxer.com/tn/c/359225/big/?t=20080228144220


This will put OLC out of business. :O:

[AVGWarhawk]

New hightech approach patterns at a click of a button:

http://gamesmuseum.uwaterloo.ca/VirtualExhibits/electronic/console/odyssey/submarine.JPG

[Takeda Shingen]

The captain on his way to the diesel room.

http://o.aolcdn.com/gd-media/games/classic-nes-series-super-mario-bros/game-boy-advance/tn_565_7.jpg

I hope that everyone is finding these screenshots to be helpful.

[mookiemookie]

Screenshot of a U-boat leaving the pens in France:

http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/news/pail13.jpg

[JU_88]

:har::har: Oh Jesus, we need an SHV Homour thread before the game has even been shipped.
Wheres Dowly when you need him.....?
Good ones guys :haha:

[Jimbuna]

LOL :DL

[Akula4745]

OMG... you guys are just as nutz as me!
Thanks for the laughs all...

[Task Force]

http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/5280/alarm.jpg
Heres a Viib being attacked by a distroyer!!!

[AVGWarhawk]

New wolfpack as requested:

http://75.126.75.48/sites/mobilegames/pictures/games/4969/SubmarineCrusher_screenshot_176x208_en_04.jpg

[AVGWarhawk]

New enigma machine...usuable! See..battleship coming!

http://softlab-pro-web.technion.ac.il/projects/Battleship/html/index.1.jpg

[JU_88]

ROLLING STAAAAAAAAARRRTTT!!!!

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll118/v11cu96/SH3Img1-9-2009_191946_218.jpg

Its even better with the music!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWcqEcnNTtk

:yeah:

[AVGWarhawk]

New missions! No more going to grid so and so to hang out for 24 hours watching the empty sea. No sir matey! Got some real action now:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_rKGcjNYMbkM/SifQACQKYgI/AAAAAAAAAFY/BkOpG1Ch-Mw/s400/secret-missions-mata-hari--kaisers-submarines.jpg

[Takeda Shingen]

Authentic far-east missions!

http://blog.ultimatebet.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/godzilla_bw.jpg

[pythos]

The chinchilla is not getting annoyed.

This has got to keep going, and possibly be stickied.

[tommyk]

all new achievements

travelled 1 mile
travelled 2 miles
travelled 3 miles
....
1st dive
1st time periscope up
dived below 20 feet
travelled 1 mile submerged
travelled 2 miles submerged
...
hit annoying cook with pan 10 times
...

[AVGWarhawk]

New true 3D experience. No 3D glasses required.

http://ajt.iki.fi/travel/moldova/img_5399_serj_submarine_game_medium.jpg (http://ajt.iki.fi/travel/moldova/img_5399_serj_submarine_game_medium.jpg)


Just need a crap load of quarters. :88)

[mookiemookie]

Heart pounding convoy attacks!

"Konvoi gesichte, Herr Kaleun!"

http://www.funkydorypartybags.co.uk/ekmps/shops/dawnraymond/images/baby-squeeze-toy-boat-1337-p%5Bekm%5D266x175%5Bekm%5D.jpg

[AVGWarhawk]

all new renown system sure to delight!


http://www.mathplusfun.com/Assets/Images/Main/Pics/FGames/submarine.jpg

[tommyk]

designed with passion for detail...

http://www.spielgeschenke.de/bild/24h/egmont/kapfer/navyandlatex/NS009.jpg

[AVGWarhawk]

New teamspeak program with hardware. Get all your buds in the sub!

http://www.topblogposts.com/files/shockinggame/1.jpg

[Takeda Shingen]

The chinchilla is not getting annoyed.

This has got to keep going, and possibly be stickied.

It's a fun thread, but we have enough stickies for now. Anything more than 5 (the number officially reccomended to me way back when I first became a mod) and the forum starts to look sloppy. You shouldn't have to scroll to read the latest posts. Anyway...

Some new Type II skins.

http://www.tc.gov.yk.ca/digitization/images_web/007926.jpg

[AVGWarhawk]

New tactical map!


http://games.mere-mortals.com/uploads/games/thumbnails/submarines.jpg

[tommyk]

play online together with other kaleun! easy multiplayer setup!

http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/3060/wires.jpg

[johan_d]

New sunderlands!

http://i14.ebayimg.com/04/i/001/07/e7/acb7_1.JPG

[mookiemookie]

Interact with your crew as never before!

All hands to battlestations!

http://www.kingston.k12.mi.us/Portals/0/daycare.jpg

[tommyk]

staff of ubi romania build all winter to bring you the most exclusive edition!

comes with life size model - order the muchomacho exclusive edition now!*

*batteries and shipping not included

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a5/Vesikko_suomenlinnassa_talvella.jpg

[Brag]

"No, no, no!!!"

"Balz, you can't join this thread. It's for nutz only."

:damn:

[tommyk]

become part of the most epic story ever been told in modern gameplay.

performed by the best actors of an immersive play!

http://www.cartage.org.lb/en/themes/arts/drawings/Comicstrip/HistoryofComics/BookGoldenAge/popeyecast.gif

[Lt commander lare]

the person that started this thread should be banned if he talks about shooting anything other than submarine related items this is getting sick and as a former moderator here i think that we should draw some kind of line

lt commander lare

[SubV]

Brand new first-person view in SH5:

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/3268/typxxi.jpg

[tommyk]

hahaha, he is looking a bit concerned, no? :)

[longam]

New Improved Simple User Interface

http://www.longam.net/sh4/sh5.jpg

[theluckyone17]

Brand new first-person view in SH5:

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/3268/typxxi.jpg

Whaaaattttt? You no like soup?

[henriksultan]

The new fully crewed battleships ingame!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ax5ZIdFoW1U/SeLdZqqwBgI/AAAAAAAAOWY/LvuNecvvov8/s1600-h/Lego-aircraft-carrier-28.jpghttp://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ax5ZIdFoW1U/SeLdZqqwBgI/AAAAAAAAOWY/LvuNecvvov8/s1600-h/Lego-aircraft-carrier-28.jpghttp://sultansblogg.se/eget/Lego-aircraft-carrier-28.jpg

For more check out this site. (http://curiousphotos.blogspot.com/2009/04/world-war-ii-battleship-yamato-rendered.html)

[pythos]

I have a feeling the chef is gonna be the next Bernard, or Balz.

He might just be getting a fan club of his own.

[Schöneboom]

In SH5, when crew morale drops too low, we see the results!

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bc/DasBoot28Crew29.jpg

[Task Force]

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/8766/tamp.jpg
he HOLY S*** o Meter...(this could be useful in cars)

[Chad]

The new fully crewed battleships ingame!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ax5ZIdFoW1U/SeLdZqqwBgI/AAAAAAAAOWY/LvuNecvvov8/s1600-h/Lego-aircraft-carrier-28.jpghttp://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ax5ZIdFoW1U/SeLdZqqwBgI/AAAAAAAAOWY/LvuNecvvov8/s1600-h/Lego-aircraft-carrier-28.jpghttp://sultansblogg.se/eget/Lego-aircraft-carrier-28.jpg

For more check out this site. (http://curiousphotos.blogspot.com/2009/04/world-war-ii-battleship-yamato-rendered.html)

Wow, awesome :o

[Highbury]

The chef though...he should be the Swedish chef.

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/31/swede.png

[henriksultan]

nice one... :har:

[tommyk]

Hahaha, "Seemooleshun" :yeah:

[Dimitrius07]

Brand new first-person view in SH5:

Good idea. Thise is a first guy in my black list. Sh5 comes out = soup guy goes overboard.:D

[Jimbuna]

http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/6036/bsmeterzd3.gif :DL

[karamazovnew]

:o The soup is a lie :o

[Hunter76]

LOL nice ones have to love some of these :har::yeah:

[Takeda Shingen]

the person that started this thread should be banned if he talks about shooting anything other than submarine related items this is getting sick and as a former moderator here i think that we should draw some kind of line

lt commander lare

Relax. His 'threat' was to pet the dog. You can read it for yourself in post No. 1. Very different than the previous thread.

[AVGWarhawk]

New engine room animation:


http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q62/avgwarhawk/steam-anim2.gif

Feel the heat and hear the noise of this masterful recreation of some sort of engine that will seemlessly power your u-boat into history. :D


Putt-putt-putt-wheeze-putt-putt-bang-putt-putt-putt

[AVGWarhawk]

All new visual sensors for the AI like you never witnessed before:



http://www.ibiblio.net/hyperwar/USN/ref/Lookouts/img/Lookouts-p2.jpg

[AVGWarhawk]

New shipping targets. Everything is fair game!

http://www.ibiblio.net/hyperwar/USN/ref/Lookouts/img/Lookouts-p41.jpg

[mookiemookie]

Special agent insertion missions!

http://www.thingsyouneverknew.com/images/en_US//local/products/family/21619f.jpg

[joeljansson]

The chef though...he should be the Swedish chef.
why?:06:

[tommyk]

why?:06:

because swedish chef can sing? :)

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2535/3713470145_152e0009f2.jpg

[mookiemookie]

Looks like the Dev's are including community units...

THE KMS BISFARCK SAILS AGAIN!

http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/715/bisfarck6pu.jpg

[tommyk]

Looks like the Dev's are including community units...

THE KMS BISFARCK SAILS AGAIN!


finally some serious firepower! :up:

[AVGWarhawk]

because swedish chef can sing? :)

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2535/3713470145_152e0009f2.jpg



'try my soup captain!'

[AVGWarhawk]

Hans the cook has been a sea much to long:

http://rachelmarsden.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/no_soup_for_you.png

[henriksultan]

This soup stuff never gonna go away :O: Forever a Silent Hunter classic already?

[karamazovnew]

Actually, he never uses the word "soup". He just says "Wanna taste?... Hahah, you don't know what you're missing". So it could be anything, like Bernard's socks or boiled TNT.

[tommyk]

I'm not a simple cook... I'm a sauciere! Lets stop and look for some mangos :)

[DigitalAura]

new preconditioning/training missions... a fit sailor is a benefit to all his crew! :yeah:

(watch the hands, pal!)
http://www.wackyarchives.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/submarine-game.jpg

and finally! A Russian Campaign!
(yes they are... check out the coffee mug.)

http://www.filebuzz.com/software_screenshot/full/688_attack_sub-48946.png

[Subnuts]

Our old friend has returned.

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/7453/redtriangle.jpg

[pythos]

Oh, and a chinchilla is a small grey rabbit like rodent. They are very soft, and cute, but they dislike being pet like you would a cat. They prefer pats, and only for a very short time.

So thanks to the lunacy here, he has not been annoyed.:)

That Russian one though is from my old friend 688 attack sub. That was a really hard sim. Not very well documented.

Oh and about the triangle. It will be modded out I am sure. I personally like it in sh4 due to the visual limitation of the game.

[Takeda Shingen]

Oh, and a chinchilla is a small grey rabbit like rodent. They are very soft, and cute, but they dislike being pet like you would a cat. They prefer pats, and only for a very short time.

Crap. I know that a chinchilla is a rodent. I must have been thinking about the thread with the dog, so typed 'dog' instead. Time for my turn in the stupid chair.

[momo55]

Besides a recognition manuel i would like to see a " soup of the day" manuel .....http://img2.imageshack.us/img2/6038/suppe.jpg
:rotfl:

[DigitalAura]

For those of you who can't decide on REALISM settings, now you don't have to compromise.... use of periscope and external cams can remain OFF!

http://englishrussia.com/images/russian_personal_submarine/5.jpg

[AVGWarhawk]

And just like the very useful SH4 manual, SH5 will carry on the tradition with a detailed manual concerning game operation and functionality.

http://i3.iofferphoto.com/img/item/111/365/022/ZBZL.jpg

[PL_Andrev]

Latest news!

Play your navy career on destroyer!
As see on screenshot: extremely perfect graphic, nice sky with fantastic clouds and shadows, perfect details on land, sea and enemy units...
DX11 and 4 GB RAM required...

http://stare.e-gry.net/images/galeria/1/advanceddestroyersimulator_5.jpg

[Webster]

the person that started this thread should be banned if he talks about shooting anything other than submarine related items this is getting sick and as a former moderator here i think that we should draw some kind of line

lt commander lare

i think you are thinking of another thread in which someone threaten to kill a puppy as some sort of sick joke he thought would be amusing. i closed that thread and i explained to the member it was not acceptable content.

this thread is a copycat of that thread and this one is only threatening to "pet" an animal and not kill it, while i am keeping a close eye on this thread i havent felt it has crossed the line to needing to be closed.

rest assured, while i am no animal rights advocate, i will NOT alow talk of promoting animal cruelty .

webster, sh5 moderator team member

[Hitman]

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/1303/silenthunter5878116.jpg

[AVGWarhawk]

The cook wants the chinchilla for the soup! :o

[Jimbuna]

A fish dish for those who don't eat meat.

http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/4871/71892316e2625x1000.jpg (http://img267.imageshack.us/i/71892316e2625x1000.jpg/)

[Hitman]

Jim, If you had come to Spain and tasted the fabulous "Pulpo a la Galega" i.e. "Octopus cooked the Galician way", specially when accompanied by some white sparkling Ribeiro wine, you wouldn't joke about it :DL It's delicious!!!!

[I-25]

something tells me that the first mod for SH V is gonna be the "remove the annoying chef" mod

[Webster]

something tells me that the first mod for SH V is gonna be the "remove the annoying chef" mod

well my cook will have to learn to make gumbo for sure :D


at the very least a pot of boiled crawfish :03:

[joeljansson]

because swedish chef can sing? :)

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2535/3713470145_152e0009f2.jpg
they can sing cook and say wanna try my soup really fast:yeah:

[Dowly]

Wheres Dowly when you need him.....?

Never there where needed. :haha:

Which reminds me, Bernard's 4th birthday is creeping closer, 23 days to go. :woot:

[DigitalAura]

Looks like they're doing a swell job of the coding too!

http://justaddwater.dk/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/311161230_358281a617-submarine.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Jim, If you had come to Spain and tasted the fabulous "Pulpo a la Galega" i.e. "Octopus cooked the Galician way", specially when accompanied by some white sparkling Ribeiro wine, you wouldn't joke about it :DL It's delicious!!!!

I can quite believe it....I had my one and only octopus meal whilst on honeymoon in Cyprus (1984) and really enjoyed it.

[Rip]

Actually, he never uses the word "soup". He just says "Wanna taste?... Hahah, you don't know what you're missing". So it could be anything, like Bernard's socks or boiled TNT.

Or crab stew!

[henriksultan]

Better make sure the men behave and get along this time

http://sultansblogg.se/eget/DAMSOUP.jpg

something tells me that the first mod for SH V is gonna be the "remove the annoying chef" mod
Or if the chef isn't as annoying as we now hope he is... adding of the annoying chef mod :know:

[longam]

http://www.tvacres.com/images/campbell2.jpg

mm mm good....mm mm good... thats what Bernard's soup is, mm mm good.

[captziggy]

maybe the Captain would like some mushroom soup. The mushrooms were grown on board!

[JU_88]

Jim, If you had come to Spain and tasted the fabulous "Pulpo a la Galega" i.e. "Octopus cooked the Galician way", specially when accompanied by some white sparkling Ribeiro wine, you wouldn't joke about it :DL It's delicious!!!!

Or what about that black 'squid ink' seafood paella you guys have (in Catalunia anyway)
Looks like rice in deisel oil and gives everyone black teeth afterwards.... It sure aint pretty...BUT! it also tastes god damn delicious! :DL
Yet 90% of us stoopid Limey tourists easyjet over to your county just to get pissed at 4 in the afternoon and eat bloody fish & chips.
We can do that at home ffs! :damn: in fact thats pretty much ALL we ever do - period! :haha:

[johan_d]

new preconditioning/training missions... a fit sailor is a benefit to all his crew! :yeah:

(watch the hands, pal!)
http://www.wackyarchives.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/submarine-game.jpg

and finally! A Russian Campaign!
(yes they are... check out the coffee mug.)



If you look to this picture you see some strange things...
Left to right...
What is the guy looking too ?
Whats the second guy showing ?
I dont further speek of the right guy tickling the second from right at a certain place, and what he supose to be trying ?

Or am I a pervert ? lol!

[Dowly]

If you look to this picture you see some strange things...
Left to right...
What is the guy looking too ?
Whats the second guy showing ?
I dont further speek of the right guy tickling the second from right at a certain place, and what he supose to be trying ?

Or am I a pervert ? lol!

Which broughts us to the new Main menu music. :haha:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI

[Takeda Shingen]

Latest news!

Play your navy career on destroyer!
As see on screenshot: extremely perfect graphic, nice sky with fantastic clouds and shadows, perfect details on land, sea and enemy units...
DX11 and 4 GB RAM required...

http://stare.e-gry.net/images/galeria/1/advanceddestroyersimulator_5.jpg

WOW! It's like that plane is coming through my monitor. Now that's realism. I also like the speed gague. I can see it now:

Me: Set speed half way between the second and thirds ticks.
LI: Speed half way between the second and third ticks, aye!

Precision control.

[JU_88]

http://www.wackyarchives.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/submarine-game.jpg


That pic is even gayer than this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cw
:rotfl:

(edit - ahh Dowly... great minds an all that)

[Payoff]

If you look to this picture you see some strange things...
Left to right...
What is the guy looking too ?
Whats the second guy showing ?
I dont further speek of the right guy tickling the second from right at a certain place, and what he supose to be trying ?

Or am I a pervert ? lol!


Is the guy in the "Fruit of the Looms" on a cell phone?

Payoff

[Kapitan_Phillips]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/07_02/topgear1KNP2006_468x330.jpg


Kriegsmarine School! :yeah:

[Pittiplatsch]

improved periscope view in SH5 here:

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/4421/wolf26rl.jpg

[Morpheus]

damn, i would really like to have some of that soup now ... :har:

[BlueFlames]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/07_02/topgear1KNP2006_468x330.jpg

Yay! British subs included!

[Morpheus]

Yay! British subs included!
looks japanese to me ...

[sharkbit]

something tells me that the first mod for SH V is gonna be the "remove the annoying chef" mod

Sorry....hardcoded.:D

[Mikhayl]

New Midget subs with thrilling special missions to boot!
http://a.abcnews.com/images/Blotter/ht_sub4_080925_ssh.jpg

[Dimitrius07]

Brand new nightclub

http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/2120/soupguydance.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

WOW! It's like that plane is coming through my monitor. Now that's realism.
It's rabid fanboys like you who ruin it for the rest of us. Don't you even care that the squadron markings are wrong and the pilot is wearing an American life vest? Why can't they ever get these things right?!?!?!

[AVGWarhawk]

It's rabid fanboys like you who ruin it for the rest of us. Don't you even care that the squadron markings are wrong and the pilot is wearing an American life vest? Why can't they ever get these things right?!?!?!


Plus his belt buckel is US Marine issued. :down: Come on...where is the realism I ask you! :O:

[bookworm_020]

:har::har::har::har:

This is cracking me up!!

[Gotmilk]

http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/9519/inmysoup.jpg


YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE MISSING!!!

[pythos]

I'm starting to feel sorry for the poor chef.

[GoldenRivet]

For those of you who can't decide on REALISM settings, now you don't have to compromise.... use of periscope and external cams can remain OFF!

http://englishrussia.com/images/russian_personal_submarine/5.jpg

im not very claustrophobic but let me tell you...

when i look at that picture i literally feel my chest begin to constrict! :o

i would last about 2 seconds in that thing

[Kapitan_Phillips]

http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/9519/inmysoup.jpg


YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE MISSING!!!


ROFL :har:

[AVGWarhawk]

Better make sure the men behave and get along this time

http://sultansblogg.se/eget/DAMSOUP.jpg


Or if the chef isn't as annoying as we now hope he is... adding of the annoying chef mod :know:



That is a classic! :har::har::har:

[von hally]

You do know your'e all cracked don't you.....cuckoo's nest for you lot:haha:

[mcf1]

The cook's special meal :rotfl::rotfl:
http://i906.photobucket.com/albums/ac268/mcf1_2009/Soup.jpg

[karamazovnew]

After a few months on the sea you'd learn to apreciate cooks more than this. When I saw Marcus for the first time I immediately thought about our last cook who was Indonesian. If you came strolling in his kitchen he'd grab the nearest knife and say "Fresh meat? Okey. I miss good cadet soup. Up on table, day short, meal soon!" :haha:

[AVGWarhawk]

http://i906.photobucket.com/albums/ac268/mcf1_2009/Soup.jpg


Really, Look at the guy. Would you be eating what he is serving up? Judging by his skin and bones he does not eat what he cooks. Anyone see the cat lately? ...shut up and eat your soup. :shifty:

[Kapitan_Phillips]

http://i30.tinypic.com/73o35y.png

http://i32.tinypic.com/2i1gzo4.png

http://i27.tinypic.com/1zezf9y.png


:arrgh!:

[java`s revenge]

BETTER AI, OUTSTANDABLE

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v423/hornetsting/images.jpg

[tommyk]

> BETTER AI, OUTSTANDABLE

Hahaha, great! :DL

[Arclight]

I'm not a simple cook... I'm a sauciere! Lets stop and look for some mangos :)
What, and get jumped by a tiger?! :o

Never get out of the boat! :salute:

[mookiemookie]

http://imgur.com/Yi8I3.jpg

[tommyk]

What, and get jumped by a tiger?! :o

Never get out of the boat! :salute:

Never get out of the boat. Absolutely right. Unless you were goin' all the way. :up:

[Jimbuna]

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/3065/soupz.jpg (http://img34.imageshack.us/i/soupz.jpg/)

[Task Force]

http://holdtheweaksauce.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/jumping-great-white-shark.jpg
the games new wildlife....

[V.C. Sniper]

http://i30.tinypic.com/73o35y.png

http://i32.tinypic.com/2i1gzo4.png

http://i27.tinypic.com/1zezf9y.png


:arrgh!:lolololololololololoololololololololololol olooololololololololol

[Arclight]

Never get out of the boat. Absolutely right. Unless you were goin' all the way. :up:
Kurtz got off the boat. He split from the whole ****in' program.
http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/3065/soupz.jpg (http://img34.imageshack.us/i/soupz.jpg/)
"Just like ****" :rotfl:

[Gotmilk]

MORE SOUP PLEASE!


http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/1580/silenthunter5.jpg

[longam]

lol gotmilk, not going to ask about that picture on the wall :haha:

[Safe-Keeper]

"Two wieners" post

+

"Interact with your crew" post

=

:rotfl:

[Rapt0r56]

gotmilk,
what is this on the left Screen, new ingame Video - Footage?? :06:
let me know it!:rock:

[DarkFish]

No more gender discrimination! All female crews!
http://i525.photobucket.com/albums/cc333/DF_3852/hula.jpg

[melendir]

because swedish chef can sing? :)

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2535/3713470145_152e0009f2.jpg


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoPyQYUE4iA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbs64GvGgPU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY_Yf4zz-yo

[JU_88]

Refusal often offends!

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll118/v11cu96/soupzgr.jpg

[mookiemookie]

Refusal often offends!



aaaaahahhahahahahahaha!

[Letum]

No more gender discrimination! All female crews!
[pic]

[insert torpedo related innuendo here]

[Task Force]

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/9201/soupe.jpg

[ubootcomrade]

I say chaps, I do believe we have created for ourselves a meme with our soup fellow. :D

[Task Force]

yep... he shall forever liveon in subsim history... lol

(ps ubootcomrade... your a navy dude...lol)

[Otto_Weddigen]

I believe the game will allow the player to distribute photos of female bodybuilders around the U-Boat crew,but what happens after the captain orders the U-Boat to set sail? :D:D

[Arclight]

All your soup are belong to us!
http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj2/EZatHome/AYSABTU2.jpg

[Schultz]

Oh come on stop with the soup already, every crew member had to eat from cans , just the officer ate 1 a week or less a soup. Do you think how it was for the cook to make a soup with all those waves.

[DigitalAura]

LOL @ ArcLight... love the sig! hehehe :yeah:

[Jimbuna]

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/696/funnypicturestigersbath.jpg (http://img90.imageshack.us/i/funnypicturestigersbath.jpg/)

[Task Force]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y211/intruder_bass/P1010031.jpg
Bad day to make soup...

[Gotmilk]

gotmilk,
what is this on the left Screen, new ingame Video - Footage?? :06:
let me know it!:rock:

Nope. It is just a picture that you can find on internet.

[tommyk]

...

woah! Love it! :up:

> Uns kann die See nicht ersäufen, Hinrich. Kein Schiff is so seetüchtig wie unsers.

[pozine]

Our old friend has returned.

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/7453/redtriangle.jpg

Off topic : Look like there's ice on the ship with the red arrow

[pozine]

Special Overpower torpedo,
Power : Soupseeking
Explosives : Enough to eleminate soup encounters
Speed : Fast As Hell to be sure you dont miss soupman

http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/7667/lol3copy.jpg

[Kaleun_Endrass]

Hans the cook has been a sea much to long:

http://rachelmarsden.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/no_soup_for_you.png

:haha: haha, the Soup-Nazi from Seinfeld...

[tommyk]

> haha, the Soup-Nazi from Seinfeld...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJyGJQx2Fgk

[longam]

http://www.longam.net/sh4/soup_royal.jpg

[Von Hinten]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/07_02/topgear1KNP2006_468x330.jpg


Kriegsmarine School! :yeah:

So that's what a Nissan 'Patrol' in its natural environment looks like ...

[Safe-Keeper]

Soup Man is the new Bernard:D!

[Arclight]

Oh great, now when we toss him overboard there's noone left to cook. :nope:
http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj2/EZatHome/PF.jpg
"Wanna bite? They're real tasty."

[EgoApocalypse]

http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff92/A_COLOHAN/TankSoup.jpg

[PL_Andrev]

What could be more important than my soup?

http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/8929/dc2d.jpg

[Safe-Keeper]

No other forum can match the sense of humor displayed in our SH threads:rotfl:.

[donath]

I hope they provide the ability to jettison debris as a countermeasure...



http://m-5.net:8080/do-box/fings/debris.jpg

[mcf1]

I hope they provide the ability to jettison debris as a countermeasure...



http://m-5.net:8080/do-box/fings/debris.jpg
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
The poor cook, Sh5 isn't even realesed and the cook is already being launched out of the sub

[Arclight]

Along with his soup. :rotfl:

Nice one. :salute:

[Pwnerator]

I guess the cook will be SH5's Bernard :haha:

[mcf1]

Along with his soup. :rotfl:

Nice one. :salute:
Oh:oops: how didn't I notice the soup :nope:
Honestly now, the cook and his soup would make a great weapon against DDs,
just launch him out and he'll start offering his soup, so the DD's will run away, fearing that there could me more cooks one the sub :D:D

[Jimbuna]

Looks like the cook is on a loser already :DL

[Task Force]

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/7537/octipuss.jpg
lol

[pythos]

to quote a great captain,

"My God bones. What have I done?"

(In refference to starting this crazy thread)

[Task Force]

OAH NOS ITS FRANKENTHREAD!!!!!:doh:

[karamazovnew]

to quote a great captain,

"My God bones. What have I done?"

(In refference to starting this crazy thread)


How should I know? I'm a doctor, not a god damn counselor.

PS: He's dead Jim.

[johan_d]

Well your idiots...

How DOES the soup tastes like ? maybe its really good?

http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/Cock%20soup.jpg

[JU_88]

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll118/v11cu96/Das_soup.jpg

[Webster]

gentleman, lets stop the name calling please :timeout:

[Reece]

Good one JU_88, poor Johann, looks like he's really scared at the thought of eating that ladel of bilge water!!!:haha:

[Schultz]

If I am not wrong the U-Boats had special filters for the water

[Nexus7]

http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/3208/dassoup.jpg
(http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/3383/raghall.jpg)

[JU_88]

Is it just me or does Marcus look a bit like a scrawnier version of Dave Grohl from the foo fighters?

http://www.axebay.com/blog/images/DaveGrohl.jpg

[Dimitrius07]

http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/3208/dassoup.jpg
(http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/3383/raghall.jpg)

No wonder he "lost his mind" during depth charge attack :dead:. Damn soup guy :D

[SteamWake]

NO SOUP FOR YOU !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZ3AOmZ2fps

:har:

[Dowly]

Is it just me or does Marcus look a bit like a scrawnier version of Dave Grohl from the foo fighters?

http://www.axebay.com/blog/images/DaveGrohl.jpg

You're right. :yep:

[mcf1]

http://i906.photobucket.com/albums/ac268/mcf1_2009/Mastersoup.jpg

[DigitalAura]

buahahah!! this is getting hilarious! :D

[JU_88]

You're right. :yep:

yeah, now im gonna expect him to whip a guitar and play this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxsG7Y42DlU
:rock:

[pythos]

Oh no!! Gollum made an appearance, now this thread has gone off the crazy trains tracks.

[SteamWake]

http://i906.photobucket.com/albums/ac268/mcf1_2009/Mastersoup.jpg

Please I dont want to know what his precious is :oops:

[Task Force]

Please I dont want to know what his precious is :oops:


it is Groul...

[TheDarkWraith]

Did you all notice that in this screenshot one of the crew members was wearing shorts?

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee4/tazmaniandevilrider/SH5_screen_GamesCom_6_shorts.jpg

[Hartmann]

Very interesting

Tropical weather uniforms

Any idea for the pacific or SH6 ?

http://www.ultimatesavers.com/ScreenShots/1/772s.gif

[AVGWarhawk]

Very interesting

Tropical weather uniforms

Any idea for the pacific or SH6 ?




I would venture a guess that SH5 will encompass all thearters the u-boats operated. Uniforms to follow suit of each theater.

[Webster]

Did you all notice that in this screenshot one of the crew members was wearing shorts?


or maybe just boxers :O:

[Kapitan_Phillips]

Bumping for more SOUP! :haha:

[Don_D_Dwain]

They couldn't get Johanne to eat it, but look what happens to the poor bast**d that did.
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bc/DasBoot28Crew29.jpg
_____________

[-Pv-]

"DAS SOUP" got me. Thanks!
-Pv-

[Reece]

A caption should have said "Swallow it, swallow it!!":DL

[johan_d]

What is the average air speed velocity of an unloaden swallow?

[Wild_skipper]

What is the average air speed velocity of an unloaden swallow?

A european or an african swallow ??

[Arclight]

Roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles an hour.
*for European, offcourse. :roll:

[Uber Gruber]

I dunno......arrggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!
:salute:

[TteFAboB]

Sorry for the off-topic spam, but I'd like to thank all you guys for killing me with laughter. :har::haha:

[Kaleun_Endrass]

How do know so much about swallows?

[pythos]

Well you need to know these things when you're kauleun....and not covered in Sh*t.

(and yes my spelling for German commander is wrong)

[Arclight]

How do know so much about swallows?
Teh internets is allknowing. :D
http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/

[ccruner13]

...and that herr kaleun is how we know the earth to be banana shaped.

[Kaleun_Endrass]

Explain again how sheeps´ bladders my be employed to prevent soup.

[DarkFish]

Sorry for the off-topic spam, but I'd like to thank all you guys for killing me with laughter. :har::haha:Stay on topic please. Talk about swallows like the rest of us:nope:

On topic now, does this actually mean there will be more biodiversity in SHV? Looking forward to see swallows too instead of only gulls:yeah:
:O:

[Reece]

What the heck is going on here!! Some guy is playing with a banana and another with a sheeps bladder!!:oops: This is too much for me to take in,:doh: and who knows how that prevents soup:hmmm: .... from what!:dead:

[Arclight]

Don't worry, the soup is out there. Trust no one!
http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj2/EZatHome/thesoupisoutthere.jpg
The soup will save you, Reece. I think it'll save both of us.

[Jimbuna]

Don't worry, the soup is out there. Trust no one!
http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj2/EZatHome/thesoupisoutthere.jpg
The soup will save you, Reece. I think it'll save both of us.

LOL :DL

[Reece]

Don't worry, the soup is out there. Trust no one!
http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj2/EZatHome/thesoupisoutthere.jpg
The soup will save you, Reece. I think it'll save both of us.
:rotfl2:Gee I wonder if that old chain smoker is still alive?:doh:

[SteamWake]

Viva la Reveloution !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jf89N1_uz_A&feature=player_embedded

[Arclight]

First screenshot of a super-secret (shhh!) British prototype destroyer. It was built with a rubber hull to fool magnetic mines and influence-trigger torpedoes. All weapons were housed inside the hull to reduce radar cross-section as well.



Want to see it?



Wait for it...



"Ente gesichtet!"
http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj2/EZatHome/duckgesichted.jpg
(yes, I was bored :roll:)

[Kapitan_Phillips]

:rotfl2:Gee I wonder if that old chain smoker is still alive?:doh:

He didnt actually inhale, interestingly enough. The actor hated smoking.

[Onkel Neal]

Screenshots? (http://www.subsim.com/sh5/sh5_prelim1.php)

[Sledgehammer427]

TOO COOL!
:yeah:
danke Onkel Neal

[longam]

Screenshots? (http://www.subsim.com/sh5/sh5_prelim1.php)

cool winter time

[Reece]

Wow, those shots are great! New desktop coming up!:yeah:

[TarJak]

Anyone else notice the missing inner hull in shot #4?:hmmm:

Bugger the soup, where's the sub?

[TheDarkWraith]

Screenshots? (http://www.subsim.com/sh5/sh5_prelim1.php)

The dynamic shadows are messed up. Look at the deckgun barell....see how it's black?? That's an indication that dynamic shadows aren't set up correctly on it (which probably means others also). Looks like they lifted the deckgun straight from SH3, code and all, as from all the 'black spots' on it :down: And actually after taking a second look at them I don't see much of dynamic shadows at all on anything else....ok, interior shot maybe has them.

[Reece]

Anyone else notice the missing inner hull in shot #4?:hmmm:Now that you mention it yes, you can see the sea foam through the limber holes!!:yep:
@ Racerboy, yes the gun has a black chunky shadow and the conning tower, for one, has none!! hopefully this will be fixed by release time.:-?

[Onkel Neal]

The dynamic shadows are messed up. Look at the deckgun barell....see how it's black?? That's an indication that dynamic shadows aren't set up correctly on it (which probably means others also). Looks like they lifted the deckgun straight from SH3, code and all, as from all the 'black spots' on it :down: And actually after taking a second look at them I don't see much of dynamic shadows at all on anything else....ok, interior shot maybe has them.

And that's why it's hard to get screenshots from Ubi. :-?

[Reaves]

I found a soup pic!

http://rubistudios.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/st-lucia-cock.jpg

[TheDarkWraith]

And that's why it's hard to get screenshots from Ubi. :-?

Well all of us here tend to be some pretty hard critics. If you can please us you can please anybody.
If the devs need help fixing things or getting stuff right why don't they just ask us for help?? :yep: Don't they know we all would be more than happy to assist? :DL

[Onkel Neal]

I think they know what they're doing. My point is, these are just screens from an unfinished game, I don't think they were intended to withstand heavy analysis.

[TarJak]

Now that you mention it yes, you can see the sea foam through the limber holes!!:yep:
@ Racerboy, yes the gun has a black chunky shadow and the conning tower, for one, has none!! hopefully this will be fixed by release time.:-?At least this means the shots are from the game and not concept art.:woot:

[Reece]

Good point TarJak!!:up:

[Kapitan_Phillips]

http://i36.tinypic.com/2e37vyq.jpg

[Arclight]

Very creative. :yep: :salute: